It's time to be honest

Do you pee in the sink?
How often?
When was the last time?

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Consistently. I do it every single day. It's a great alternative to a toilet. I can do my hair while peeing as well, sometimes shave and brush or floss my teeth. It's a really handy thing to have.

Used to. Then I found out sitting is superior, but I still pee on my balls every time. How do you avoid this?

Pull your balls from the back

Oh, I do it in my friends' sinks too. I'm really tall and it's much better that way. They'd understand.

Everytime i sage a post
Its like peeing in a jannies sink
If anons want to reply to slide threads
It helps the whole community if you
Type sage in all fields
This wont bump the thread and u can
Still call the Op a faggot nigger kike
(Which almost all shills are)
Announcing sage also makes the
Jannie menace seethe

almost every time i pee
>but I still pee on my balls every time. How do you avoid this?
cut your balls off

Just reach under my leg?

No no, from the back like you're wiping your ass

>he wipes his ass from the back

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Does this actually work for you?

Unfortunately I don't have a penis and can never experience the freedom of peeing in a urinal or on a tree at the campsite or writing my name in the snow like you guys, let alone a sink.

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I pee from my 3rd story window

I have. Trashcan too.

yeah, im not a faggot

>not using your dick as a portable bidet
ngmi

everytime
>no splashing mess
>can clean penis with tap rather right after ( more hygienic than using paper )
>save water, don't have to let smelly pee sit in toilet between poops

Your mom has a new nickname? 'The Sink'?

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I sit down to pee because it's much easier to shake / squeeze the residual piss out of my dick that way.

No
Never
Never

never, but i often piss INTO the shower while undressed before i get in

Vile

I'll piss in the family sink regularly whenever the toilet is smelling dirty and pissy. I piss outta the front window too, cars drive by and probably see me shaking my cock off out the window

Yeah. All the time. It's closer than my bathroom. Sometimes when I have sleep wood and need to pee, I'll pee in the shower and leave it till morning because I'm not gonna wait for that shit to go down. That's how a Chad pees.

I have literally never peed on my balls. I have no idea how this even happens.

Daily. I also piss out of my bedroom window during the night.

You wipe your ass from the back?

I peed in the sink for a semester when I was in a dorm room that only had a sink and I didn’t feel like walking to the communal bathroom

K

Yep. All the time. At work. At home. In the kitchen. In the bathroom while wife is pooping. Why not? I even brag about it. Did it this morning.

ywnbaw

back to front, up to the ball sack. That's what I do.

Sometimes I like to see how far away I can pee in the sink

It's eco friendly.

Pee in the seat.
Live in the pod.
Eat the bugs.

Only in the basement utility sink, and rarely.

How is it even possible? Isn't your dick in front of your balls?

what

>mfw mom finds the piss drawer

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I piss in the sink, I only piss in the toilet while I'm shitting.
I'll piss in bottles during the night, I can reach the toilet but I like to measure how much I'm pissing and compare it with previous nights, you see I'm a scientist and I am the experiment. My piss bottles are part of the process of trying to store as much piss and make it as potent as possible so it's my own personal PepperSpray fountain.

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