Brit/pol - Ignore The News Edition

Start a smallholding and venerate the old gods

They are trying to scare you. IGNORE IT ALL.
lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/matt-frei/excess-deaths-heatwave-uk-weather-national-emergency-temperatures-40c/

They hate the piety of nature
>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-61998868

They will chemically modify the natural world
>bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-62096272

How you can help out your wild neighbors when it's warm
>countryfile.com/wildlife/how-to-help-wildlife-during-a-summer-heatwave/

>Wild bison released into Kent countryside
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-62164223

Potatoes are easy to grow in your garden or patio
>youtube.com/watch?v=3Fg7nhSMlIk

Not a fan of heavy carbs? Watercress is a piece of piss
>youtube.com/watch?v=OIrMq5JxO3c

The benefits of Ducks rather than Chickens
>youtube.com/watch?v=7Yvtv-PP3eY

>Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=w-xsUCyD59E

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Shit thread desu..

Sumer is icumen in lads.

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the real Brit/pol/

Sumer is icumen in

forren muck

The best part of the day is right now
Everyone should go out for a walk

Fuck off, you were too late.

fuck off

I've already been out.
Mirie it is while Sumer ilast.
Simple as.

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Does anyone remember the name of that ugly but relatively young woman MP (Labour or SNP I think) who dressed as a total slag chav in Parliament? (It's not Mhairi Black.)
Someone here has posted the pic of her addressing the House in a short leather jacket iirc

>half of suella's votes went to sunak
strange, I wonder what those two could have in common

Already been 12 miles mate.

>Rishi Sunak - 115
>Penny Mordaunt - 82
>Liz Truss - 71
>Kemi Badenoch - 58
>Tom Tugendhat - 30

The race for the final two is getting tight lads. Will it be Sunak vs Mordaunt or Sunak vs Truss?

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Nadia Whittome?

BUGAL nd that

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Went for a ride about on my motorbike earlier was comfy barely any traffic

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Angela Rayner is a proper slag. Want to shove my face into her ginger pissflaps.

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Fucking munter that one.

That ain't ginger mate

she looks like a tranny

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im team hang them all

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The next two rounds will have a lot of vote lending, Sunak's supporters will lend their votes to get Mordaunt out.

¡Jeb!

I went out for a bit earlier but it was too hot for gingers so I sat in the shade and ate ice cream

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hope j*sh dies this year.

Poof. I'm ginger and I was out roooming from about 2-6pm

Brexit mean no forin muck! Fuck off.

if you were not such lazy cunts there'd be no furryners baking for you

corr

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>The best part of the day is right now
wrong. the golden hour is the best part of the day. hence the name.

Why is now the best time?

Tell me what's your life like mate?

Getting strong vibes that your some 50 something year old fat balding nonce.. who spends most of the day picking his own arse and wishing he was dead..

Elaborate more for me, I'm interested.
Where did it all go wrong for you?
Do you have a well thought out story about it to excuse yourself and try to get through the next day of your miserable life?
Were the girls and boys mean to you at school?..

fuckin forrens, coming over here and doing jobs we can't be bothered to do

Ginger power, Cornetto blue or bust

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Armstrong

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It's nice but summer night are extremely comfy if you don't mins staying up. Got a fire pit in my garden that I love to sit by when it's dark and just stare at the flames with my cat curled up next to me. Also have a church with a huge graveyard that is open through the night that I like to go and sit in. It's a very innate experience relaxing yourself in a quiet burial place at night. Not sure how I feel about all the tombstones placed on top of people though.

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>Sunak lends votes to get Mordaunt out of the race
God I hope so, but he doesn't fare any better vs Truss or Kemi

It will be Sunak, he's a Klaus crony.

You OK mate?

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lmao, the seethe

party base think he's fishy, he'll lose to whomever

>Not sure how I feel about all the tombstones placed on top of people though.
tombstones are pyramids for poor people.

youtu.be/ltQ65j_xFzY?t=94

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Luckily Klaus has a second pawn in the mix, why let people have a choice

I reckon Team Rishi will get Kemi to beat Liz tomorrow, then get Penny to beat Kemi and then its Rishi vs Penny for the membership vote.

>Adrian Watson and Natalie Webb were having a gathering when just after 1am they heard a 'very loud bang, significantly louder than a domestic firework'.

>Ms Webb said she went outside and saw amber flashing lights and that a Mercedes E-Class saloon had crashed into the lamppost.

>Mr Watson said he looked inside the car and saw 'a white male wearing a white long-sleeve top which was tight to the body, a black leather PVC mini-skirt, tights, dark shoes with a high heel and a pearl necklace'.

>Ms Webb in her statement described the male as wearing 'black court shoes'.

>When he asked Wallis if he was okay, Mr Watson said the male said: 'I'm sorting it. I'm sorting it.'

>Mr Watson said he was going to call the police and that Wallis began walking away from the scene. He followed him and witnessed him make two phone calls, and during one he claimed he was being 'accosted'.

>He was then picked up by his father in a Land Rover Discovery.

>Police Sergeant Gareth Handy said that when he attended Wallis' family home address, which he described as a 'mansion' and 'absolutely colossal', he forced entry into the property out of concern for the MP.

>Mr Handy said Wallis was eventually found in one of the rooms of the house and when he got to the room he said: 'I saw Jamie had make-up on his face.'

>When police searched his flat at the property, they found a 'blonde wig' on a table, the court heard.

>Pc Louis Hall found Wallis in a bedroom within the house asleep and said: 'He appeared to be wearing make-up. His eyelids were dark, his lips were red and his cheeks were bronzed, and he had red nail polish on his toes.'

>The black leather skirt and pearl necklace were found next to the bed and were seized by police.

>He was arrested at 7.21am.

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Sometimes I think theres a goblin here that puts a rainbow flag on to wind anonymongs up

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There are now no white men remaining in the Tory leadership contest, out of 4 remaining hopefuls

What does this mean for British society?

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What the fuck is your problem?

Curiously enough they're flag changes, did you know this?

normies are going to be unbearably smug if we get the first brown prime minister, I am not looking forward to that

Nothing it a puppet government, always has been

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Wow crystal clear projection.

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No, come on seriously..
You post the same boring shite thread after thread..like some autist with OCD.

Every day just rolls into one for you doesn't it.

What disabilty benefits are you claiming?..got a bad back or something have you?
Wonder what your poor old mum must have thought of her precious little son.. probably didn't tell you to your face how worried and dissapointed she was.. but she was, she was..

>Mummy Mordaunt

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English folk are so detached from London and the politics going on there that it literally doesn't matter. They don't rule you, they aren't important, it's just a LARP that the media chucks on to draw you away from what is important. Life.

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>What does this mean for British society?
Wait until there's no more white men remaining in The Square Mile, then you will start to feel the boot stomping on the human face forever.

the milk is drying up

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Have a lie down mate I think the Sumer is getting to you.

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How come mumsnet knows more about politics (and pretty much everything else ) than brincelpol,

>Rishi vs Penny for the membership vote.
they want Rishi vs Truss , anyway they will be out of power soon so its pointless being leader

They have children and are therefore invested in the future.

She was fucked the moment the party turned on her.

I have three tomatoe plants that currently exceed 5ft tall on the allotmentand have almost 40 plus crops

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You're still invested

This is a larp thread on a containment board on a korean Bbq forum. Why do you think?

oooh that hits like a boomerang

And I bet you're all red with skin coming off like a zombie

Make a Brit/pol/ Mumsnet edition then and I'll migrate

they don't though??

Still warm but not roasting and the sun isn't too bright
It's lovely

He would loose against Truss which is why they would rig the final ballots.

BLACK MEN

That sounds really comfy
I sat and just watched the clouds for about an hour last night as the sun was setting

sounds comfy lad

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remember lads, if you're ever boshed off your tits on crack after shagging random fags in your mother's lingerie, and you twat your car into a lamp post, just claim to be Trans.
there isn't a CPS in the land that will charge you

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Classic or grandiose narcissists are the typical narcissists that most people think of when they hear the term “narcissist”, also described as high-functioning, exhibitionistic, or grandiose narcissists.
They exhibit attention seeking behavior, tend to brag about their accomplishments, feel entitled to special treatment and expect others to bow down and kiss their feet.
They really aren’t interested in anyone but themselves, and get easily bored when the conversation turns away from them.
They tend to perceive themselves to be superior to most people, but ironically are desperate to feel important.

Signs and symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder include:
>Grandiose sense of self-importance
>Lives in a fantasy world that supports their delusions of grandeur
>Needs constant praise and admiration
>Sense of entitlement
>Exploits others without guilt or shame
>Frequently demeans, intimidates, bullies, or belittles others.

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They utterly btfo tedmong