It’s happening! End of the world - Plankton edition

sundaypost.com/fp/humanity-will-not-survive-extinction-of-most-marine-plants-and-animals/

Read them and weep boys, 90% of ocean plankton dead, confirmed by britbong marine biologist eggheads from Scotland.
Plankton creates 70% of the worlds oxygen and absorbs 50% of the carbon.
Das it mane!

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Singles and this is a nothingburger.

checkd lets go boys

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digits and we're all gonna die in 2 weeks

Put me in the screencap

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Buy oxygen quick!

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Delete this

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So, our only solution is to reduce humanity to around 500,000 in perpetual balance with nature. Neat.

Good.

it's fucking over isn't it

>90% of ocean plankton dead,

Odd that we haven't noticed till now. You'd think the massive ecological collapse that such an event would invariably unleash would be a clue.

Delete this immediately. I have a holiday booked and I depart in 3 weeks.

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>CopePod

The memes literally write themselves.

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Digits and I release the secret formula.

Here we go again. At this point it's inevitable.

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The plankton are dying folks, it's time to replace them with africans.

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cant we just. artificially make plankton? like why cant we just start growing vats of plankton and chucking it in the ocean?

STOP IT U DAMN ANGLOS FUUUUU

apparently when u throw minerals into the sea, it helps grow plankton quite a bit. cheap, too

Herbs