Wtf happened to Greta?

Wtf happened to Greta?

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that girl looks much better than greta. i would have sex with that girl. i am so horny and lonely. how do i deal with this sexual frustration? it is unreal.

Greta Thurnberg fucks old Jewish oligarchs and niggers

try and suck your own dick, not only is it a great abdomen workout but it will relieve your sexual frustrations

Peaked at 15 like most women

Hire an escort. Get your dick wet.

Get out of your house and meet like-minded people. There are women everywhere, man. It's not hard.

i haven't coomed in 3 weeks. could you imagine if i tried to have sex in this state? lmao

They'll roll her out when Europe gets its gas cut off probably

shut up boomer

oh no

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I'm 32

"First we are going to bake," said the old woman. "I have already made a fire in the oven and kneaded the dough."

She pushed poor Gretel outside to the oven, from which fiery flames were leaping. "Climb in," said the witch, "and see if it is hot enough to put the bread in yet." And when Gretel was inside, she intended to close the oven, and bake her, and eat her as well.

But Gretel saw what she had in mind, so she said, "I don't know how to do that. How can I get inside?"

"Stupid goose," said the old woman. The opening is big enough. See, I myself could get in." And she crawled up stuck her head into the oven.

Then Gretel gave her a shove, causing her to fall in. Then she closed the iron door and secured it with a bar. The old woman began to howl frightfully. But Gretel ran away, and the godless witch burned up miserably. Gretel ran straight to Hansel, unlocked his stall, and cried, "Hansel, we are saved. The old witch is dead."

shit. i am 34. fuck you anyway. where the fuck would i go? what would i even say to a woman? are you some kind of chad?

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I know the "be yourself" advice is hackneyed but it's really that easy. Don't pretend to be someone you aren't; you want someone who enjoys you for you. What kind of things are you interested in? And don't say jerking off.

casual sex is degenerate

Not for men you retard

i hate jerking off. it makes me feel like a cuck. i hate porn. i like to fuck pussy. i like to play guitar and i like to drink coffee too. my only friends are an older couple. they are mid 40's but have no children and are immature so we get along. i will never find a woman. i want to hire a prostitute (again).

Expects to find relationship past age 30 kek
Ngmi

>porn makes me like a cuck
>posts on Any Forums in a random thread about his sexual frustrations
ngmi

Unless they are Mexicans, they peak at 10.
15 year old Mexican girls are 4 foot 9 and 240 pounds

you are circumcised.

Its just a call for help. Help him, dood