Is being a pilot the most chad job ever?

kek

Pilot here. It’s sucks. A lot of us are striking. Nothing beats hearing a screaming kids and a Karen complaining about turbulence.

I’m sure my wife is fucking a black dude at my 3,800 sq house while I’m sleeping at a La Quinta 278 days a year

You guys are okay, don’t fly Delta or Emirates

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Thanks for the tip I know passengers are more of a pain in the ass since the plandemic began.

kek

>Have to keep quiet about the Earth being flat or else get epsteined
Yeah idk doesn't sound like a good idea to me

I'm scared of heights

negro if you drive that fucking aircraft even 1 mph over the limit.. or fly six inches too high.. you're fucking fired.

Jacob "The Terror of Tenerife" Van Zanten
Jacob "Crashing This Plane With No Survivors" Van Zanten
Jacob "Pedal to the Metal" Van Zanten
Jacob "American Apocalypse" Van Zanten
Jacob "Mutt Massacre" Van Zanten
Jacob "One Man 9/11" Van Zanten
Jacob “hold on well, we're going to Hell” van Zanten
Jacob “Break the Speed Barrier, Become a corpse carrier” van Zanten
Jacob “lower your tray, raise your tray, you' die anyway” van Zanten
Jacob “it doesnt matter if you squat ,you'll still be splat ” van Zanten
Jacob “one final note, your next vehicle is Charon's boat” van Zanten
Jacob “ Fry or Die” van Zanten
Jacob “You enjoyed your Tenerife holiday, now get on your knees and pray” van Zanten
Jacob “The Real Dutch Oven” van Zanten
Jacob “When you hear the Bell, we arrived to Hell” van Zanten
Jacob “Hold my beer, so I can steer” van Zanten
Jacob “12 shots of Dutch Courage” van Zanten
Jacob “i have more power than the air traffic control tower” van Zanten
Jacob “The Nazgul of Death ” van Zanten
Jacob “Flying Auschwitz ” van Zanten
Jacob “this no lie, we gonna die” van Zanten
Jacob “and now, just for fun , we gaan ” Zan
Jacob “If I take off will you die? ” van Zanten
Jacob “ Can't see the flight log through this fog” van Zanten
Jacob “ My planes' on the skids, say goodbye to your kids ” van Zanten
Jacob “We fly or die ” van Zanten
Jacob “ram the Pan Am” van Zanten
Jacob “the Pan Am pulverizer” van Zanten
Jacob “the terror of Tenerife” van Zanten
Jacob “747 to 666” van Zanten
Jacob “the Flying Dutchman” van Zanten
Jacob “twin plane hurricane” van Zanten
Jacob “Lockerbie ain't got shit on me” van Zanten
Jacob “they expect all of us in the wreckage brother” van Zanten
Jacob “I believe I can fly” van Zanten
Jacob “KLM mayhem” van Zanten

during covid airlines got bailed out for amounts exceeding their market cap

You are just a high altitude taxi driver...

You can make more as a conductor for the local railway.....less travel....less schooling....

huh
youtube.com/watch?v=2FhElbH04oo

I tried to look into it as I heard they were dangerously short on pilots. What I found was mandatory covid jabs and them talking about nothing but how important it was to recruit women and brown people as pilots.

The highest paid piloting job.

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Planes are more cool and sheet

Yeah they want more POC to become pilots maybe that's why the mandator jabs were put in place

WE GAAN

The "freedom of flight" is a lie.
As a commercial pilot, you will be free to do exactly what someone tells you to do.

Compare this with being a truck driver. You can take just about any route you want, not so with flying. You take their route or they'll cut your balls off if you deviate.

The problem with flying is, it offers too much potential freedom and the jews can't allow that.

So the jew sues airplane manufactures and everything airplane becomes stupid expensive.
This is by design.

Everyone wants to fly, but its made nearly impossible unless you're rich.
And if you're rich, why the fuck would you need a job.

It would be cool if some rogue billionaire built 30,000 dollar airplanes and would teach you to fly when you bought one of them.

A blackmarket of pilot training.

kek

A few years ago they were short, but they were mainly basing it on future industry growth expectations. And we all know how that worked out. Now you'll be competing against laid off pilots with 10 years of experience.

What if you own a aircraft?

I can do you even better bro, prepare to rage:

>join CAP as a middle schooler because boyscouts suck
>do well enough to go to summer flight academy and finish first in class rank
>flight scholarship at the end is given to the one girl in the class

>go to college and enroll in professional Air Force ROTC
>Obongo cancels all ROTC scholarships for every branch as part of military budget cuts
>have to leave school because I can't afford room and board in order to make the training times (commuting makes it impossible to attend PT at 4 AM)

>start looking up airline flight scholarships
>every single one is being given to women, blacks, or faggots

also see example in