King

OP is a faggot this is now comfy apu thread

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kek

however there is nothing wrong with monarchy though user. I know you hamburgers don't want to hear this but it's true regardless

oh god I was with the general this weekend man he is still pretty adept esp. given his age he made me piss my pant almost of laughter it's like has loosened up these later years heheh

song unrelated it's just this stupid bong from cornwall
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the gunt hunter

Long Live the King!

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I have never quite understood this with canada/markland and austrlia for that matter... so you are independent countries, yet the brittish queen is still.. well your queen?

yeah, like that time your king was also king of Denmark and Sweden

heh nah reverse user our royals died out in the 1300ds. the ones we got today are not of sæming, they are lit danes

I shall be your royal chef, your majesty.

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Not so fast. This is MY kingdom now

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>based monarch fren
omw to fight for Imperium!

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i'm talking about the Kalmar Union

>a true burger King

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I wish to be the headsman

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All hail the king

>Legally, the countries remained separate sovereign states. However, their domestic and foreign policies were directed by a common monarch
this but the queen has no power

btw you only have to go back 3 generations with king håkon, he spoke danish and not even norwegian and I am not joking... no again our own royals they died out in the 1300ds the last one we had was a homosexual I am not kidding so they made him do the fikifiki at spearpoint
>that's it! we've had it king
>you will fiki this princess or else!!!!
eeeew girls.. nooooo!
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so you see this homosexuality kills! it destroy nations nothing is new under the sun.. anyways so they made him do the fiki and it produced a girl then norway dies and sucombs to union the 500 year night as it's called.. all because of a gay king.... greenland lit just dies even... so homosex destroys and kills..

The queen is our head of state and we are her subjects yes.in the 60s Trudeau senior changed Dominion day to Canada day along with our real flag to the gay leaf.
The people of Canada Australia and New Zealand are all British basically. We just weren't born their but its the blood that counts. Were all people of the British Isles and weve been left rudderless with the dissolution of our empire.

I will bring death upon the enemies of the kingdom

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(((there are some people you forgot to ask)))

iim just clown

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May I be the jester my king?

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by this place you mean america, right?
because the king of portugal is me.

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i be ur nite?

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Your majesty

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I miss him, bros.

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hivemind

Insult the king, get the ding

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a very noble profession fren

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I'm actually black.

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I'll be your sword, my lord

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i just work here

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that's pretty based I know the us won't approve of this however lol.. heh is kinda like iceland I guess .. no iceland you see they want to remain kingless made of people fleeing a tyrant king here they did their all to not get a king but first in the mid 1200ds they had to succomb in the end and become part of the norwegian crown. but they did their all to try to prevent this

they just went something like
>oh no we all know this
>each time there is change of power in norway it always erupts in war
>we don't want that here on iceland we've all seen this and we don't want it here

we need multiple knights retard

I like my chicken fried

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ive actually had some balkan nigger do this to me on the job, but with an oil tank

you think they're bad on Any Forums they also absolutely suck ass at their job

Wait what happened??

i'm just here to drink coffee and fuck bitches and i am all out of bitches

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We shall eliminate the enemy, swiftly and efficiently. We'll be home by dinner time.

I am the prince, and picrel is my harem.

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xactly mus protec bridge from moors

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Just passing through, frens.Keep away from the darkies.

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Greetings, King of Spanish fishing port

Canada is a penal colony for the Irish.

King of the rat birds

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This pleases me, go on.

Based loli harem enjoyer

Damnit dudes. I wish I could meet him.

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Are you famous?

Nice pic of Joseph Smith

Based rootin tootin fren

already under olav tryggvason he asks the icelander if he could just have grim's island, that's this island north of of iceland

and they go...
>oh.. no
they declared it a public space or how you say it's just how I can translate it. then they go.. no you see King Olav we cannot give you this, because now this is public place so nobody can own it not even you

quite clever move so he doesn't get it. they were terrified and went. we all know what happens next if the king gets that soon there will be an army there, and then next time civil war erupts it will be all over iceland too as mainland norway

At this rate we are going to have a Clown Corps

underrated

King I brought you woman from far off nation we conquered

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youtu.be/htnkOpknGok

i'll explore the new world for you my king

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Thank you. IRL, I'd probably wait a few years to consummate anything. 10 is just a mite too young for me.
It's the best I could do. I couldn't find any GLR pictures. I have a lot of Mosleys though.

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He had some brilliant speeches.

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i kneel...

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I am the Loan Shark of this place.

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Hello king fren

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Look at that wagie go. Monk life is based. Thank you king.

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