What's the best job to have in this clownworld?

What's the best job to have in this clownworld?

Unless you're very intelligent, it seems like the options are either to sell your body and health and work some trades job breaking your back and dealing with hazardous materials for $25/hour or become a wagecuck and live with your parents forever doing some $10-$15/hour job in the service industry.

I want something that'll allow me to live a healthy life, give me purpose and afford me the basic luxury of a home and maybe providing for a family one day.

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Owning a plot of land and growing shit.
"Le Job" concept was invented for city dwelling libcucks.

Wendy's Chef.
Just have no debt ever and you will go far.

meth dealer

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night security

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my job is great... municipal garbage man
>only need class b cdl (general knowledge and air brakes test)
>decent pay annual raises
>only work monday to thursday
>get to leave work when im done with my route and still get ten hours pay
>three day weekends and short days so i have plenty of time to manage my investments, hang with friends and family, keep up with my hobbies

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Based. Thanks for taking all the garbage away, too.

>The animatronics get a little wild at night
wyd?

I don't know man, sounds like some trashy stuff.

I sell my ass, generally to older men over 50. I make 10 bucks a pop. Get about 8-10 customers a week. So I make about 100 dollars per week.

Not gay, but you get used to it.

To tell you the truth most places use the one armed trucks so you don't even handle any of the garbage or get out at all

I know, I was joking hahaha. Sounds like a comfy gig.

A clown. What else?

That's fine, just thanks for taking the garbage away.

Learn to code

Software dev. I work like 3 hours a day from home and make $60 an hour lol.

How much do you make

Police.

I am a full fledged Star Wars Stormtrooper at this point, my life does not matter and i deal with the trash of society. I also respond with a number, im more or less just a tool of the empire

That doesn't fit my vibe. I just want to chill and be left alone.

This looks pretty decent. Quick course and can lead to decent stuff. Seems like a pretty passive job as well.

Become an industrial maintenence technician at a smaller sized manufacturer company. I love my job and pay is good with benefits. Dont do shit unless something breaks and all the labor wagies love you for fixing their machine so they get back to caring about their numbers while I go smoke weed and watch youtube. Of course you gotta be able to fix shit and problem solve though which you probably suck ass at