>You wake up in Trump Town, Virginia, USA
You wake up in Trump Town, Virginia, USA
>Car wasnt stolen last night
I'd live there as long as it's 90% or more white
TRUMP TOWN RACE IS FIVE MILES LONG
DOOO DAHHHHH
DOOOO DHAAHHHHHHHH
TRUMP TOWN RACE IOS FIVE MILES LONG
OH DO DAH DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>road hasn't been paved in years
>worship a billionaire
People politely greet you in public, make you feel welcome.
order the peach cobbler with black coffee. say yes ma'am and thank ye'.
>people wave at each other at a 4 stop intersection
um sorry sweaty but i have to fact check u, drumpf is NOT a billionaire. thx.
>more taxes fixes things
XD
how terrible! make it stop! only frownie faces and autistic staring allowed.
Lol
This
I was in a small white town and was driving down the road in my rental when a fella in the oncoming lane drove past me waving
At first I thought he was trying to tell me something was on the roof of my car
He was just being friendly and waving as he drove down the road.
Damn, that's nice.
I never said it was, I live in such a town in Utah, feels awesome.
>walk down to the general store
>people look you in the eye, wave
>hullo!
>how are you?
>wew, got innit?
>no glowering nogs
>no looking into uppity coastal nostrils
>life is good.
>I leave am*rica immediately because it's a shithole
>I don't talk to anyone and book a ticket home.
I'll be there soon.
Roy, NM
Or... maybe Gallup.
Or... maybe I'm seeing misdirection too my army of fedboi handlers and their soiboy "citizen army" assistants.
Ya never know.
Ya know?
>you get on the plane,
>sign of relief
>long trip home
>finally in the door
>whew!
>kick off hot shoes
>take off your falsies
>change our of tranny get-up
>listen to Audubon of Harry Pootrr
>zzzzzZZZZzzzzzz
>wake up
>YAAAAWN
>rub the crab shit out y eyes
>look around
>Trump Town
Marry qt tomboy , never leave.
Since you're an uneducated idiot, that is a fresh coating of oil and stone.
>im homer