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Americans, call themselves a superior nation, yet they don't know how to clean their own asses
Mason Cooper
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Mason Morgan
Oliver Wilson
yes, americans are uneducated, unwashed animals
Matthew Jones
Noah Ramirez
Well that's because a lot of americans are so fat that they can't even reach their whole ass
Carson Barnes
I trim my asshole so it cleans right up with toilet paper
Thomas Howard
I don't want poo water dripping down my legs after I have a shit, thanks
Jordan Hall
Hahahhahaha seethed you unwashed crusty dried ass nigger
Jonathan Smith
Jaxon Walker
a man cannot say he has a clean ass until he has washed out his anus, sigmoid, and descending colon
Logan Young
Who still uses a desktop
John Martin
my ass is so filthy rn (right now)
Nolan Brown
>not owning a toto washlet
peasant
Jordan Sanchez
I eat a good diet so I barely have to wipe after taking a shit, it's clean as a whistle. You sand monkeys are a fucking menace though, standing on our toilet seats and squat-dropping fat, wet turds everywhere. Thought you'd like to save water what with living in a sandy shithole.
Andrew Perry
That's what toilet paper is for
Dylan Powell
>Bong education
You still have fecal matter around your filthy anus, retard.
Brody Cook
And we’re supposed to be a gay country. This is actually true unlike most things on here. We need to embrace the bidet. I hate trying to time all my shits before I shower. Only works half the time
Asher Bennett
You can tell your plumber to install one. Or use something like this idk what it's called in english. We fill it with water to wash our hands in outdoor areas or even take this to the bathroom with us and wash our ass
Asher Reed
Found it. Its exactly this one. We use it in our country
Alexander Sanders
I literally take a shower after each time I poop. It's so great to live in a country with abundant clean water
Juan Hughes
>spray water and wipe my asshole with my bare fingers
OR
>use wet wipes
>then a puff of baby powder.
My way is superior
Oliver Gray
High Fructose Corn Syup makes rock hard no wiper shits. We dont need a garden hose in the bathroom.
Kevin Powell
Robert Miller
I have a bidet and live in one of the most "redneck" areas in the country. Keep coping.
David Hughes
Not watching your skitskin how to poo video you fucking subhuman. kek
Brandon Johnson
euro immigrant here, bidets are far superior. People dont realize their wiping their buttholes with pieces of paper treated with some of the harshest chemicals known to man.
Bidet and ass sprays are the best invention ever, your ass with never be cleaner.
Oliver Fisher
This is modern time. Anybody civilised uses butt wipers (baby wipes) and have a special closed trash can to throw them in so as not to clog the drain or create fatburgs in the sewers. Cheaper than toilet paper because you just use one.
James Scott
Imagine not having a dedicated toilet gimp whose sole purpose is to tongue your anus clean after every shit.