Why does anyone think that rishi won't win? This whole song and dance is a farce that I'm baffled anyone with an IQ above 3 believes is actual due process.
Daniel Brown
Good one mate. Top bantz.
Brandon Wood
I hope climate change is real so that brownskins feel the heat
>fank u very much for buying me a hot bag of sticky chips in spicy sauce and a bottle of wkd mister javid. No1 has eva bought me presents before. Ur really kind to me mister javid. u must really like me >woooo me head is spinning hehe, where r u taking me mister javid?
Mordaunt is a tough rhyme. Discordant doesn't really work.
Logan Williams
>Can you imagine if they bumped into each other in the street? >I imagine eddie is at least somewhat normal in person, so he'd try to make some small talk >>oh, hi, huh, so yeah, brit/pol/, right? hehe... >but josh seems like he'd be even more autistic irl, so he (being much shorter, clutching his Iceland shopping bags in each hand) will just be standing there, not saying anything, looking up at eddie with a big smile on his face, pleased to bits that he's finally met his hero/crush >I'm shivering just thinking about it
Fucking hell mate. Did you not learn basic cooking stuff in school? Like how to cure veg and prepare meat? This country is genuinely fucked. A life destined for kebab consumption and pizza face stuffing.
Jonathan Sanchez
Go dormant with Mordaunt.
Xavier Parker
Cutie
Landon Diaz
You have the voice of an angel, although you mispronounced "yoghurt". How would you pronounce Loughborough?
Kevin Nelson
A French Author has advanced this seeming Paradox, that very few Men know how to take a Walk; and, indeed, it is very true, that few Men know how to take a Walk with a Prospect of any other Pleasure, than the same Company would have afforded them in any other Circumstances.
There are Animals that borrow their Colour from the neighbouring Body, and, consequently, vary their Hue as they happen to change their Place. In like manner it ought to be the Endeavour of every Man to derive his Reflexions from the Objects about him; for it is to no purpose that he alters his Position, if his Attention continues fixt to the same Point. The Mind should be kept open to the Access of every new Idea, and so far disengaged from the Predominance of particular Thoughts, as to be able to accommodate itself to emergent Occasions, and remark every Thing that offers itself to present Examination.
A Man that has formed this Habit of turning every new Object to his Entertainment, finds in the Productions of Nature an inexhaustible Stock of Materials, upon which he can employ himself, without any Temptations to Envy or Malevolence; Faults, perhaps, seldom totally avoided by those, whose Judgment is much exercised upon the Works of Art. He has always a certain Prospect of discovering new Reasons for adoring the Sovereign Author of the Universe, and probable Hopes of making some Discovery of Benefit to others, or of Profit to himself. There is no doubt but many Vegetables and Animals have Qualities that might be of great Use; to the Knowledge of which there is required no great Sagacity of Penetration, or Fatigue of Study, but only frequent Experiments, and close Attention. What is said by the Chymists of their darling Mercury, is, perhaps, true of every Body through the whole Creation, that, if a thousand Lives should be spent upon it, all its Properties would not be found out.
Learn to cook it at home. For Indian I recommend Al's Kitchen on yt, for Chinese Khoan Vong is good, for kebab, burgers, chicken, pizza etc there are countless good recipes out there.
I feel like you have autism I did that and lost loads of weight but it only seemed to work because of the specific structure of my day, I've struggled to get back into that mode
>Mr S has obtained a recording of a speech Mordaunt gave to LGBT+ Tory activists in June 2018, in which she did seem to suggest that it was her strategy not to be straight about what she was doing.
>In the recording obtained by The Spectator, Mordaunt tells LGBT activists that:
> "We have a lot to get done so what I think we need to demonstrate is our hunger to get those things done. And we are facing some really difficult times. In the Equalities Office I’ve got a growing list of legislation, some of which I can’t even be seen to be helping with."
>Mordaunt was asked by one transgender woman about the need for the Gender Recognition Act consultation process to begin ‘quickly’ and why ‘we’ve got to break this bubble of trans hate.’ Mordaunt replied
> "I absolutely agree with you and I’m very sorry that the consultation has taken so long to get out the door. We will publish it very shortly indeed and I think that will be the start of a process. But in concert with that, I think we have to do more to really combat some of the crazy myths that get bandied around as though they’re fact or genuine issues."
> "We will win this but it will take effort and it’s one of my priorities in this post to do that."
Very close again. Less-ter-sher. You should perhaps reconsider your holiday, or vacation as you call it, plans. A British man died in Florence recently.
>I ignored my parental responsibilities and let my child play with wolfs >the wolfs ate my child >fucking tories
Nicholas Taylor
Why aren't the media gunning for Sunak lads? Do (((they))) want him to win?
Grayson Garcia
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Ryder Mitchell
Shit, looks like it's gone. Shame as it was probably the best resource for legit British Chinese takeaway recipes out there. Most of the others are shit and nothing like the takeaway.
Liam Gomez
Would have thought a poo like Rishi would hate China. Mad that even the chinks want him to win.
Lucas Stewart
Rishi exposed himself as a chinese agent, so he'll probably win. Liz did surprisingly well.
Gavin Wright
A man who sexually assaulted a drunken young Keighley woman after masquerading as a taxi driver has been sentenced to an extended seven-year prison sentence. Faisel Yaqoob, of Toller Lane, Bradford, was sentenced to four years in jail for the attack on the “vulnerable” 19-year-old, whoM he drove to a secluded spot after picking her up as she walked home from a night out in Keighley. Judge Jonathan Durham Hall QC, who extended the sentence for a further three years, told Yaqoob his actions had also done “untold damage” to the “salt of the earth” taxi drivers of Bradford and Keighley. The 24-year-old, who appeared at Bradford Crown Court on Monday, after being convicted last month following a trial, pulled up alongside the woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, in the early hours of February 21 last year. Prosecutor Sarah Johnston told the court he asked the woman where she was going and, believing him to be a taxi driver, she got into his car. He drove to the rear of a sports ground and asked if she had “ever had sex with a Paki?” before sexually assaulting her. The woman, who tried to push Yaqoob away and repeatedly told him to stop, was captured on CCTV fleeing the vehicle and hid while she called 999. Yaqoob then pulled up alongside her and said the assault “was only a bit of fun”. The court heard the woman ran away again and was found hiding in a bush by police. keighleynews.co.uk/news/9289486.fake-cabbie-in-sex-assault-is-jailed/
Yeah, Penny was terrible today. Probably, yes. Boris said something about his successor possibly being "selected by acclamation" at the last PMQs, so they might force Rishi in that way.
Nicholas Lee
You're the one with the unread dodgy bookshelf
Logan Hall
That's what fasting is for. If you can't eat healthy you just don't eat. If you eat a big meal of protein and fat early evening you won't feel like ordering shite later on.
Cameron Scott
His wife's channel is still up: youtube.com/c/qingvong/videos Ziang's food workshop is OK, but they're a bit too e-celeb for me.
Jaxson Ross
>the tories would never select Kemi They would because Tory voters would love nothing more than to spend the next election for saying Labour are racist/sexist for not wanting to vote for a black woman as PM. This country will only become more American, policy simply doesn't matter.
