I want a gf so bad bros

women will come in time user. focus on yourself, your career and then find a young woman to settle down with and have children. pay no attention to anyone your own age - they will be used up whores.

My wife makes my miserable life worth living. I love her so much and depend on her more than she probably knows. Were inseparable and spend all of our free time together. Shes my best friend and idk what i would do without her.

It's fun for the first few weeks but after that you're gonna be like
>damn, this is kind of stale already

Women are cunts user. Having had a gf after wanting one "so bad" can honestly say it's not worth it unless you find one that actually likes you which is very rare

I've been married for 10 years I'd give anything to be single in my 20s. You guys are the biggest bunch of beta faggots anywhere on earth.

different times you dumbfag

its called not having proper space and or occupations that wouldn't favor said feels
happens also to rather flimsy individuals without backbone or grasp of their situation

well prime yourself to get one, stop jerking off to porn - groom yourself, socialize more etc.

it won't be a fairytale

What's it like having a FWB relationship? I like to work on my own projects, but sometimes I get horny and I just wish I could nut in a girl and get on with my day. Hookers are expensive and illegal in many places in the world. How do I get a FWB relationship? I don't care if she's an older woman too. Ideally I'd like to have a few FWB contacts so at least one woman is available at any time. Do you Anons have experience with FWB relationships and what is the best way to go about it?

Girls aren't unicorns. Ask one out. If she says no, ask another. You won't have to ask many before one says yes.

Every fucking virgin is going to learn that women aren't some mythical powerful creatures. Find one. Get on top of her. Look in her eyes as you slide your cock in and out of her. She'll look bewildered and totally helpless. Blow your load inside of her and her mood immediately improves, regardless if she came or not. Getting cum inside their pussies is their only function in life and the only thing that makes them happy.

I thought this way. Then I got a GF and she gets annoyed when I do my usual assholish man stuff. Also she seems to think it's fine to let herself go now we are together.

She drives me up the wall. It's not all it's cracked up to be

it's similar to dating, you still go out for dinner and stuff, hang out and watch movies, but you also have sex.
it's meh, it was nice in the past but now I practice semen retention and avoid being alone with women.

and you can consider it a massive success if you somehow manage to talk yourself out from having sex and not finding yourself in a middle of shitstorm

A few weeks (if that) of your hearts true delight followed by decades of unrestricted misery.
I hate my wife but it wasn't always this way but just don't do it to start with.
Actually be gay it's probably better that way.

>you still go out for dinner and stuff
I'd rather not. Especially with a woman in her 40s, me being 25. I just want to call her, watch some pozzed netflix show she likes at my place or her's, have le sex and then one of us leaves. Do it again next week

who are you quoting?

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