Elon's got another new GF

Do you think he makes them sign a contract to make a baby for him? These girls have to know what's up by now and they keep lining up.

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his wife is a witch (unironically)

>richest man on the planet is slaying pussy
If I was Elon, I would have an entire neighborhood filled with prime pussy that I'd helicopter to after work daily.

Now that men can have babies I would have a baby with him too

Damn. Elon is not only richer than than Trump, but he's an even bigger pussy slayer. No wonder Trump had a meltdown lmao.

post what he looked like before implants and injections lol

no matter what he does, he will always be the red eyed pale balding weirdo he was before the internet made him money

You are poor and have no gf. No need to get angry about it.

lol. It does not matter what I am. The dude was balding, had bug red eyes, fucked up teeth and a slouched back before he made money. Now he is the same person LARPing like a retard that he is his best self. He will forever be the skinny weirdo who stutters before and after his internet fame

*Brigham Young and Hyrum Smith enter the chat*

Honestly user you'd get sick of it after a month or two

>post what he looked like before
LOL
>this is you when you were 12, still think your hot shit
What a colossal faggot.

I've got a female friend that works in Mykonos for the summer season, and she served him and his friends (fish restaurant). He tipped her 400 euro, to round his bill at 1000.
She told me he is a funny guy, but kinda fidgety and stuttery.

>fidgety and stuttery
yeah i can see that. i mean, take a look at any of his interviews

Harem ecchi adaptation when?

>not having them flown directly to you and slowly lowered down onto your dick from the helicopter

he must be a terrible father, an absent father. he spends his time between spacex, tesla and jet setting all over the world. no wonder one of his kids went trans.

Why are straight men so pathetic and such terrible fathers?

What kind of piece of shit would get a new gf and spend his time with some roastie on a yatch while your son is taking HRT and turning into a suicidal troon?

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He is like Cao Cao with a taste for hedonistic breeding.

his sperm must be powerful
how big do you think his cock is?

if you fuck someone whos literally half your age you are a pedophile.

Chad.

What a fucking awful father.

agree

Whoah easy there roastie you wouldn’t be seething would you?

Amazing that more billionaires don't take the Leopill, you have infinite money so why not have infinite 18-23yo gfs

Me, just scoping out the assets.

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He's pumping out white kids and I think that's neato

He's a male roastie whore

>banging every woman he comes into contact with
>90 tweets a day
>50hr Elden Ring playthroughs
>damn that was hard time to go to Mykonos for a vay-cay
When does this dude ever work? Someone's lying here.

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he has 10 kids and he probably never talks to them or does anything with them. he's as bad a father as your average nigger.