/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - IT KEEPS HAPPENING EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45
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>President Trump Office
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>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) twitter.com/realLizUSA
>Donald J Trump Presidential Library
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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GOOD TIMES
>Pres Trump Save America Rally in Anchorage AK 7/9/22
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>Pres Trump Remarks on America First Policies in Las Vegas NV 7/8/22
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c-span.org/video/?521523-1/
rumble.com/v1bb3t5 (Official)
rumble.com/v1blhsr (RSBN)
>Pres Trump Save America Rally in Mendon IL 6/25/22
rsbnetwork.com/video/watch-president-donald-trump-save-america-rally-live-in-mendon-il-6-25-22/
gettr.com/streaming/p1fqehqb266
c-span.org/video/?521332-1/
rumble.com/v19jim1 (Official)
rumble.com/v19xkar (RSBN)
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21
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>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16
youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0
>NEVER COME DOWN (10hr ver) 8/11/16
youtu.be/HcEc8zeNYxI

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This is ULTRA MAGA country, niggers. Also find me an antifa that isn't a pedo.

AWOO

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ULTRA MAGA

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Good morning, /ptg/...enjoy a Sunday brunch today

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>Also find me an antifa that isn't a pedo.
You ask the impossible.

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Checking the awoovement database for new awooing instructions.

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>Nigger Cat does a David Bowie song
>Niggy Stardust

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AWOO !!
Doozie style !!

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Spotted the Magapedo
Fuck outta here

holy digits of strength and fitness
>i am going to brenchpress my future gf

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Awoo away.

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Things Fauxbook News will never report for $800, Alex

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I'm shocked! But not really.

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>I'm thinking I should watch that movie again today.. its been over 2 years since I watched it I think

Shucks Luke !!
I recommended it to you !
I also pitched:
Easy Money
Tapeheads

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What are they confusing people about

Dorkbert is just mad he trusted the science regarding covid and it's been going on for 2.5 years with no end in sight despite gorillions of good goys lining up for gene therapy.
Finishing up with some publix apple strudel + covfefe.

Exactly. Can't be done.

Just antifa stuff.

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Posting for cultural edification

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So is there a king of space too?

>awooing instructions received!.
Awoo ~ ~ ~

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Checked.
Very nice goal.

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I try to only watch 80's movies and I listen to 80's music every day when I need to relax... its hard times these days and my soul needs a break from all the drama and fear... so I like to get some down time and have some good vibes....


This movie howard the duck is a pretty good film to relax and watch. Its about an alternate universe where ducks are at the top of the food chain on earth, as the master species... like, ducks are like humans and talk and everything...

And then this duck howard gets teleported through space and time to earth, where he winds up in our galaxy and current time and he fights bad guys, and sings in a noise band and saves some sexy/skanky 80's ballad rock hair band babe... imma watch it today after I figure out breakfast

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i love bootblacking....shiiiieeeettt

I want to watch the Jan6 stuff. I was thinking that if in the final bit they were presenting a timeline summary of what they claim happened then I could use it to put together a timeline of what actually happened.

>So is there a king of space too?
Not that I'm aware of.
But, there is a Queen of Blood and she's an extraterrestrial.

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What's wrong with boot blacking? We like it very much

Did they ever get around the fact that the protestors started their march into the capital before Trump had even fully finished his speech?

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saucepls

No idea, sorry.

for the next hearing they're having some cop present his story that matches up with what that asshole lady said... how trump hulk smashed his way thru the suv and threw the secret service agents out the windows.
more hearsay, more bullshit.

You know, we take food for granted far too often. Quality, farming, storage, all of it sucks. We really need to start talking about pushing food reform for ourselves, as well as reworking the subsidies we do and what things should be fit for human consumption. Like fucking bread. Why does bread have more than five ingredients?

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Shit movie, read the HtD comics instead.

>Did they ever get around the fact that the protestors started their march into the capital before Trump had even fully finished his speech?
The Jan 6 committee doesn't really concern itself with pesky facts.

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>This movie howard the duck is a pretty good film
Quite possibly the best movie ever made.
It made George Lucas famous.

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>i am going to brenchpress my future gf
It's not even that hard even if that gf is slightly overweight. I'm only a beginner but bench pressing like a full grown male weigth for 3x12. I believe almost anyone can bench press a girl for 1 rep. For 10 reps if you're a slightly prepared. But on the other hand I might be wrong about the latter since holding a meaty moving body is harder than a handy straight bar

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>I'm thinking I should watch that movie again today.. its been over 2 years since I watched it I think
>
>Shucks Luke !!
>I recommended it to you !
>I also pitched:
>Easy Money
>Tapeheads

I'm prob going to watch easy money... i have to go to the store first to get groceries but I don't want to because I've been spending all my money on car parts, home improvement.. and I bought some expensive lawn equipment... so I'm fucking not excited to go spend all my money in bidens america for things that the democrats purposely make expensive to intentionally hurt the people to keep them docile, asleep and manageable

Once you stomach the fact that democrats consider us cattle and accept that, things start to make a lot more sense

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>for the next hearing they're having some cop present his story that matches up with what that asshole lady said...
>Where did you hear it?
>From the asshole lady bitching in your hearing

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Thanks, that's exactly the sort if fact that belongs on the timeline. I need to edit one of those videos of police waving people through the barricades so it's just a single static image. It won't be easy.

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FIN

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Understood.

How did I know he would look like this.

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>Did they ever get around the fact
don't need to read the rest, yes
that's the entire point of the fake court tv miniseries
only reason they're airing it is because they've desensitized people to impeachment, and they've already impeached him after he was out of office
but nobody cares

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Coming out that's she's the real brain behind Joe, eh? Explains all the retarded executive decisions.

And I hoped that by now Trump would still be in the WH. Guess what happened, you witch.

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>telling dems their platform are only sidetracks
shiggidy

>Sidetracked
That's the literally the Job to handle those types of issues and crisis.
Anything long-term should be handled by congress and rubberstamped by the President
Why does nobody understand this?

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They fortify bread with all sorts of stuff like vitamins and whatever keeps it from molding.
There's at least rice cooker things now so you can bake your own fresh bread at home.

He overpowered the secret service and commandeered the Beast and then threatened that he'd gut their families if they didn't help him take over the US. Their version of Trump is such a fucking animal. It's inspiring.

>i have to go to the store first to get groceries
Yeah, me too.
>Once you stomach the fact that democrats consider us cattle and accept that, things start to make a lot more sense
Yep !!

Tapeheads also deserves another watch.
There's a lot of really silly stuff in that movie.

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>JUST TRUST ME
>those two secret service agents that deny any of this happening? just ignore them.
>DRUMPF!

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hail ron pauul

>They fortify elections with all sorts of stuff like Dominion machines and whatever keeps Democrats from losing.

Democrats:
>a 76 year old man who subsists entirely on a diet of mcdonalds, charcoal beef, and 2x scoops of ice cream was able to defeat internal security measures in the most heavily secured vehicle in the world in order to attempt to be with his constituents in their hour of greatest need
>dont vote for him!

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>a 76 year old man who subsists entirely on a diet of mcdonalds, charcoal beef, and 2x scoops of ice cream was able to defeat internal security measures in the most heavily secured vehicle in the world in order to attempt to be with his constituents in their hour of greatest need
>don't vote for him!

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The problem is that we live in a society with npcs. Idiots in the extreme. You think they'll make fresh bread by choice often? No one used to be so fat and fucked up, and shit like making bread last for fucking weeks to a month is responsible for it. We can't let these things continue. Imagine if we didn't need to pay for the healthcare for the obese urbanites that can't stop shoveling shit in their mouths?

That's an astute point. Our nation like our food got fortified, then turned to shit.

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>This movie howard the duck is a pretty good film
>Quite possibly the best movie ever made.
>It made George Lucas famous.

Yeah, thats the 80's star of tge great 1985 era... which is a great year for film! Lots of magic happened in 85

That chick was Marty's mom who was trying to bang him after he time traveled to in back to the future...

In wondering if the 80's were trying to tell us somthing... prepare us... now, when I watch modern movies I think the screenplay would be better if you just sit a camera on a tripod and film dogshit for an hour and 20 minutes

Idk what is happening with the world but it sucks!! All of it!!

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Great Minds

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Shame the system didn't post faster.

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Well she is the sham president afterall, Joe only dreams of fucking children and destroying the United States of America once and for all.
>MORE MONEY FOR JEKRAINE AND ISRAEL FELLOW GOYIM!
Not even communists care anymore, kek.