Brit/pol/ - Top Gun Edition

>Hot weather: Amber heat warning in place as country braces for record temperatures
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62195015

>Rishi Sunak has vowed to scrap hundreds of remaining EU laws and regulations if he triumphs in the Tory leadership race, as Penny Mordaunt faces scrutiny for her views on trans rights.
news.sky.com/story/rishi-sunak-vows-to-scrap-hundreds-of-eu-laws-and-regulations-in-pitch-to-brexiteers-as-penny-mordaunt-faces-scrutiny-over-views-on-trans-rights-12653534

>A British man has been found dead at a four-star hotel in Florence while his partner suffered serious injuries.
news.sky.com/story/british-man-found-dead-at-four-star-florence-hotel-and-partner-suffers-serious-injuries-12653528

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Well done

Shit thread desu

Seethe. We know you're just jelly.

Thoughts on Auditing Britain?

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Hope josh dies this year.

it's not even that warm

Based thread.

So one moment they lied and didn't say it had side effects (like 99% of all medicine does)
Then the next they did say that but not how you'd like them too
Which is it?

I binge him every so often made me hate the cops even more. Cop knocked on my door once asking about some caravan that was stolen, I picked up my phone and started recording him. He was so confused.

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Yeah, cloudy as fuck outside.

>Rishi Sunak has vowed to scrap hundreds of remaining EU laws and regulations if he triumphs in the Tory leadership race

And introduce his Chinese spyware programs instead.

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Pikey

can the thread mods keep out the forins please thanks

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Summer is over by Tuesday :(

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My bank are calling me constantly trying to get me to remortgage lads. Locked in at a 2.75% rate (about halfway through a 15 mortgage), last call I took they offered significant additional borrowing on top with negotiation of a higher rate.

What do the banks know? Is there a fucked up situation on the horizon?

Be careful in the sun lads

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Anyone else's cock sit slightly engorged whenever it's hot?

so what are you cucks gonna do? immigrants are literally coming by almost a million per year now, and most of them are “legally”, way higher than before brexit just as i thought would happen.
would you enter again in the EU? where are the british politicians that want to close borders? its just too many and not even 5% of them are european

Not sure, can we see an example?

good looking forward to it freshening up after nuclear tuesday

Yeah tend to have a chubby on most of the time in the summer

when are becomes reality

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What bank? Many are about to go under

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Be careful drinking tea lads

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Halifax, they've been ringing pretty consistently for the last 2 months. At least once a week, sometimes twice a week. My friends on 30 year mortgages have been getting the same

definitely nothing to do with the vaccine that has 33 pages of side effects

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Be careful sleeping lads

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Saw this forecast in advance and booked the week off work to lie in front of a fan in a dark room on my new PC

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Tea's a diaretic, of course it dehydrates

rates are going up an they'll be losing money on your loan. tell them to fuck off.

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It's a people thing

All vaccines kill people or give kids autism. It’s just they won’t tell people that their kid has a 1/1000 chance of turning into josh or fewer people will risk it because humans are irrational and selfish. The difference is that the other vaccines protect more people than they save from illness, this covid one only protects (sic) old and sick people in the population at the risk of young and healthy people becoming ill with a vaccine. Even on face value it’s dumb to take it when most healthy people aren’t at risk from covid.

lol

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Dehenna Davisons bonk eye

Seems like it, but rates have been fluctuating for the last 3 years I just wonder what's happened in the last month or so to lose their shit in panic

>make a post about the current invasion of britain
>retards talk about cocks, tea, weather
Cucked to death, literally castrated people

kek

Got to /bant/

certainly concerning. They've been fudging the true figures of inflation, and banks have overleveraged themselves and there's no assets they can hide in

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Yeah but there's up to a 10% chance that taking paracetamol can cause heart swelling!
Wtf lad?! Why don't they plaster this everywhere and tell people not to take it?!

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Enjoy turning French.

Post willy

>WEATHER
>TWO SLIGHTLY WARM DAYS
>STAY HOME
>DRINK WATER
>AHHHHHHHHHH

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us fed has gone bearish, will be increasing rates until moral improves (ie inflation), and what happens in the us will see the boe doing the same here.

>top right image
Is that a mass grave for the heatwave and clot victims?

Holy shit. The vax stories are true.

Thetan level high

Stop being suppressive

Everyone needs auditing

What the fuck is that top right image?

TOMAH CRUIZE

>Amber Heard warning

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>yfw defibrillators start getting installed in schools as if it's normal for kids to have heart attacks

we tried to warn them. I feel no sympathy if a vaxx obsessed parents loses a child. They chose poorly

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Walked to the local pub last night pissed off my head but it was closed

>A view of the aftermath of a field fire which threatened the Lenham Cross war memorial near the village of Lenham in Kent

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a bin fire in a field

go to int cretin, if you are here to talk about the fucking weather ans dicks then piss off to int

Not all of us mate.
Just the saddo brinnies here that go round in circles because their lives are complete trainwrecks..
What's more amusing is most of them are 50 plus year olds.. whose next highlight in life will be their death.

Maybe they won't make the same mistake with their next chi- oh wait...

Ready to fap to the Prime Minister, lads?

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Lads.
What.
The.
Fuck.
Ibuprofen can cause all this?! Why don't they tell anyone?!

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Yeah it seems pretty fucky. I got my mortgage in 2015 and they called asking me to remortgage in 2019, but it was a quick "hey we'll give you a tidy £20k for home improvements if you agree to a higher rate!" followed by a "no, fuck off" and they left me alone. This seems incessant

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>Experts predict it COULD reach 41c
>Temperatures soar TOWARDS 40c for the first time on record
first of all it reached 38.7c in 2019 so it isn't the first time temperatures have soared towards 40c and second of all it isn't "on the record" if it hasn't fucking happened yet.

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every time i take it my left eye turns into a big balloon for 1-2 days

Munchybox on the way.

Because not taking paracetamol won’t cause polio to come back into a population. It’s on the leaflets too probably but meh, people can choose to take it or smoke, vaccines are for the ‘greater good’ and tbqh I would rather be one a plague rat nowadays. I’m not risking a vax in a community full of foreigners.

Some of the people here have nice willies though :)

Down syndrome Thatcher.

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They already have them in most public buildings, schools included.

I work with kids with learning disabilities and we've got two of these, one beside each entrance.

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Ya seethin'? Ya sound like ya seethin'.

Today is pretty chill so far.

>wanting to seethe about brown people on a gloriously sunny day
wtf is wrong with you? sad cunt

It eats your stomach lining too, that’s a guarantee with long term use. You don’t have to take it though.

Global warming is giving young men myocarditis. Be careful out there.

He lives on Guernsey, they have fuck all else to do.

BASED

This is my favortie one

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They want to rape you on a variable

To kill the annoying ones?
>he was having a heart attack your honour!

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What's Guernsey's connection to Britain today? Do you see yourselves as more British than the British like Gibraltar or the Falklands?
Would Guernsey be an ideal place to set up a reactionary revolutionary elite government in exile before Britain collapses so we could cross the channel one glorious day and assume power?

Kek, I had a doctor once tell me to take 8 ibuprofen a day for 4 weeks due to swelling in the tissue around the spine. 10 days in it burned a hole in my stomach, had to go to A&E where the doctor was shocked a GP would give such poor advice. He said something about reporting him but don't think he followed through. Routine medications can be fucked

its gone very quiet on the Ukraine front

what's the next NPC update? Weather?

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But they don't warn you before you buy it!!
The government is CLEARLY behind this and is trying to kill us!

Lads... I think I'm ready to utterly CLOGG all the busy public loos near me as soon as the heat wave comes. I hope you tourists enjoy the squealchy goodness I've been brewing for you... it's going to penetrate your nostrils, curdle milk for miles around and leave an indelible stain on the countryside.
P.S Haggis and Vinegar are two of the ingredients. :)

>died of suddenly

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I think it's just a requirement desu

Temp in my back garden, in the sun it is nearly 100F, time for an ice lolly.

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Every day, fewer people are buying into the fearporn
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Apparently, the heatwave can kill you by thickening your blood and causing it to clot
>BREAKING...heatwave causes bloodclots!
So that's another thing to add to the new "bloodclot" craze.
Let's see how many unvaxxed succumb to the "heatwave", shall we?

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Your constant sarcasm in every thread is very unbecoming.

Sun temperature measurements are basically meaningless

Might have to leave my 100% white little village as the nearest town which was a white town until they decided to build 2 new estates about 4 years ago and now I'm seeing disgusting raghead Pakis more and more, they have already overtaken the towns community centre. Jesus Christ this country is over.

Lad two doors down is filling up a paddling pool in his back garden and he's got himself two crates of thatchers cider. Worried that he isn't going to take the gov extreme weather advice seriously.

>current invasion of britain
Been going on for decades though why are you acting like it's news?

That kid's clearly a faggot. So, no loss there.

>Responding to trip nonces
>Responding to trip nonces doing trip noncey things
Ngmi

>What do the banks know? Is there a fucked up situation on the horizon?

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They actively suppress information about vaccine harm, they do not with common medication. Stop being facetious.

hope josh gets buff this year

lel

Maybe but you could... who wouldn’t know.

Me too desu

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what lolly you having

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got a picture that has few more pixels m8

How can you say that?!
They don't warn you ANYWHERE about this until you've brought it!
They CLEARLY want you to die!

Maybe go and have a word with him and let him know

its been freezing here in runny hahaaa
bit humid at times but cold most of the time
proper windy at night too

you mean the blood clots aren't caused by "high stress" "heat stress" "over exercise" or whatever other random excuses they're giving? shocker.

>Begging you to touch and go.

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Global warming (i.e. no fuel for you, goy!)
then covid again in the winter

both are totally fake excuses to make our lives worse, make us pay more for stuff, stop us from travelling, close down our industry, introduce digital ID tracking social credit systems etc

You know what pisses me off, I live in a mostly white town although nearby areas are infested. But what really pisses me off is that if I want to order some food delivered, literally EVERY place is a paki establishment. EVERYTHING> It is not possible for me to order food without it coming from a bare-hand asswiper. More enterprising whiteys need to start doing takeaway services.

This is why we have stupid cigarette packages now... for morons.

You love it

>Tfw reading about unsolved child murders again
Don't know why I fucking do this to myself.

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whites are shite at takeaway

samefag