What do you say in elevator small talk?
What do you say in elevator small talk?
Gavin Long
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Noah Sanders
>pffffft
>scuse me
Benjamin Phillips
Move to /adv/ faggot
Justin King
Hail hydra
Jordan Morgan
so did you know the holocaust is fake?
Luke Diaz
Niggers tongue my anus
Connor Richardson
>You've got a nice fat ass.
Christopher Peterson
I usually look down at the ground and start rocking my head/upper torso back and forth whilst breathing loudly.
Angel Gomez
Can't wait for the vaxxed to finally drop dead
Adam Anderson
You tell everyone how you had high fever last night and your cough was killing you this morning and then start coughing.
Robert Russell
Aaron Murphy
oh yeah and whilst eating from plastic tupperware filled with nothing but plain pasta.
Alexander Rodriguez
If I'm talking in an elevator it means someone else started talking to me first, so my answer is "it depends".
Adrian Price
> My will to live is becoming weaker every day.
> I'm lonely. Do you want to be my friend?
> Smelling your own fart is a full circle.
> depressingsounds.mp3
Wyatt Jenkins
Gotta get those macros in, they'll just think you foodprep. Good save.
Isaac Stewart
hehe
Caleb Roberts
So you think there's an obligation to talk at all? Who gives a fuck unless it's a whore you want to fuck then talk.
Juan Clark
I just fart loudly and blame it on the nearest thot
Levi Hughes
Easton Gray
"I hope you appreciate me holding in this fart."
Caleb Gonzalez
You know, black people are closer to gorillas than European and Asian people.
Jordan Ortiz
Learn how to keep your mouth shut. When you feel the urge to make "small talk" it's a sign that you're weak and insecure.
Adrian Flores
I ask people do they know how Federal Reserve works, do they think American government is printing it's own money. I explain to them Federal Reserve is neither Federal, and it doesn't even have any Reserve, and proceed to tell them whole history of Rothchild and Rockfeller family. By the time we get to floor where someone has to get off, they agree with me all jews must be genocided in order for mankind to survive.
Dominic Bailey
them jews huh?
Logan Murphy
Aoc!!! My favorite big booty latina!!
Zachary Allen
Good day
Good morning
A nod to each other
Dude you don't have to force a conversation.
Unless they got a dog there whose so friendly you want to give him a petting.
Levi Gomez
nothing i am with my headphones, at most i nod to acknowledge their existence or if know them i give them a small handwave and say hi, yet don't bother caring if they reply to me or not, i am getting focused for the job.