Aus/pol/ - Making fun of Adam Bandt edition

Are you me?

We're all Sudo's now

Who wants to have a go?

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FEDPOL FAGGOTS

>there is no political solution
>race and religion are for low IQ cunts
>United, we must work in a single global coordinated strike against the Khazarian system
>Tools such as, but not limited to: MKUltra - must be reengineered and utilised against the enemy

>*RANDOM NAMES FOR NO REASON*
1.Scott Morrison
2.Paul Keating
3.Kim Beazley Snr
4.Bob Hawke
5.Kim Beazley Jnr
6.Alan Jones
7.John Singleton
8.Lohn Laws
9.Kerry Packer
10.Gordon Moyes
11.George Pell
12.Rupert Murdoch
13.Ray Hadley
14.Bob Carr
15.John Avery
16.Dr Neville Davis
17.Richie Benaud
18.Jeff Kennett
19.Bruce Spence
20.Rosalind Croucher
21.John Gittenger
22.Paul Wilson
23.Dr Leonas Petrauskas
24.Tony Bevan
25.Dr Antony Kidman
26.Justice David Yeldham
27.Roger Climpson
28.Molly Meldrum
29.Frank Houston
30.Don Talbot
31.Scott Volkers
32.Rolf Harris
33.Alexander Downer
34.Rod Woodham
35.Clarence Osborne
36.Kevin Lynch
37.Gough Whitlam
38.Neville Wran
39.John Kerr
40.Robert Hughes
41.Michael Kirby
42.Roger Rogerson
43.John Bell
44.Don Bourke
45.Graham Kennedy
46.Bert Newton
47.Don Lane
48.Lionel Murphy
49.Stuart Wagstaff
50.Marcus Einfeld
51.John Marsden
52.Robert Menzies
53.Slim Dusty

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Nice cans. Maybe you could be a woman.

(((ONE NATION)))
youtube.com/watch?v=88tPiMr9lM0

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the other thread and the praise threads are
>run by that sad cunt from SA living at home with his parents on DSP, but is actually low iq retard cunt
>he is also the sad cunt who posts bbc pics up if you dont use his thread, on the other real thread in an attempt to "ruin" them i guess?
>he is sometimes confused for the ASIO/Ian Brown threads ...
>he also does the ISIS video shit
that sad cunt is literally the reason Ian Brown gets to sit back and just observe threads with little to no comments controlling threads anymore
>i may be wrong, but my pattern recognition tells me otherwise

below is a copy paste i have describing him when anons ask/get into debate with him
cunts
>in his mid/late 20s
>lives with his parents
>they bought him a new ute? like the cunt can even do anything
>they paid for a granny flat 130k for him to stay because the useless cunt had no where else to go
>on DSP but not autistic, actually low iq retarded
>does uber food scams ... wtf level of low sub human is that? UBER SCAMS? he admitted to spending $200+ annually to do this ...

imagine
>being him
>knowing youre parents wish you were aborted
>knowing your parents have to think of ways to write off his life for tax deductions...

he is literally the personification of
>fake and gay

when you ask him why he does that
>if you get a response, which he doesnt anymore because cunts like me remember and recite his shit cunt sub human life to him
he says
>he does it because its a reverse form of psychology to get "us" to act... because we do nothing ...

this flop
>on a daily put time and energy in to that shit as he literally has NOTHING else ... to offer
>he does this consciously
>he CHOOSES to do this ...

we will read about this cunt on the news...
>we will know its him when we do so
>it will be the best thing that happens to him, life defining and shit
will probably cost his parents their lives though

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Oh look, Bill Shorten has joined the thread.

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I'm more of a man than you'll ever be. The anons from the thread with the dick pic can vouch for me.

Fuck chinks

We have gained prosperity due to chinese growth.

Sorry but men don't have big tiities

thats a doctor

Bandt is the 'maam' of polytics
make bob brown look like hes not a poofter

Any of you lads have an e-skateboard?
Want to get an exway wave but don't have a smartphone so can't use the app. Can I still get most of the info from the remote? I don't care about customising lights or whatever.

there has been a cloud over south
canberraa all day.
from mt taylor in north around arawang along murrumbidgee to gordan and banks. back up the manaro cutting across through macarthur and waniassa

Migrate

Try really hard to get some milk

what in the everlasting hell is an e skateboard? i i just geriatric or what

fuck off troon lover.
Go to Any Forums where you belong.

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still therre

electric skateboard

Who here /NEET/pilled and/or DSPatrician?

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you have a micro penis

you have no dad

Off to spend the last of my dsp on a cask.

At least I've still got mine.

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I wouldnt let you fuck my tight bussy even if you begged me

BROTHERS!
Some of us have already gathered within the Sky News comment section:
youtube.com/watch?v=k9U9iN-vQHM

All women are whores. Why, you may think to yourself, Reader of my Notes? Well, to put it simply, as the great Ian Brown once said: "Women only go for chads. Life as a sub-8 male is a scam." I, for one, think that Saint Brown here is correct in this statement. His misogyny is justified and in fact necessary. We must put women in their place. Women treat us men like we are below them, when in fact they are below us: men. Man has led the world to become what it is today. We don't call the human species overall womankind, now do we? No, we call it mankind. I would very much like to persecute every woman on the face of the earth and use them as a sex slave. Men should have total and utter dominance over women. Women are whores.

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Reminder.

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the only good troon.
Iona Brown is my wife.

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New silent but deadly dropped

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Oi cunts, bought a house recently; does it all go through the mygov tax thing or do I have to visit a jew accountant?

very wise of you because I would probably decapitate you myself

Shamona ah he he she throw hands like Ali

Glad I made the right choice.
kek

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no, thats an analthesiologist

You better leave, user. Iona is not very happy with you...

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WTF did you just say to me? I'll have you know Im a navel seal and I would kick your arse

Who here /armed/?

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why dint you just use your legs like they did in ye olde days?

and dangerous

Bandit has pedoface. Most Greeny men do. Its possibly because they are pedos idk.

you are a mere tranny

Im also Sudanese

Brisbane is a city of thin-skinned little bitches.

Based, living with your folks and spending time with your family, you sound like a butthurt loser who thinks wagieing and renting from mr shekleburd is making it

i Want a GF

I thought this country was still majority white in at least the 90% we're nowhere fucking near it. We're barely over 50% white european/australian

All i see is 90% ethnic every time I go to Costco, I thought it was just because it's Costco. But it's not just costco. Now it makes sense why fucking scomo had to pander to curries by making curry, we're absolutely fucked.

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i am for this year, supposed to be renovating my house but it’s like 5c here and too cold, so I stay in bed till like 10

There's really no hope is there...

How much?

People have the right to identify any way that suits them. Get with the times knuckle dragger.

Reposting that cloud from earlier.
Also, death to israel.

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Pick yourself up cunt. Have you been rejected by 20 women today?

What is their diet like?

Are they the big nomadic hard arses who are descended from Genghis Khan's army?

What are their women like?

Not too expensive, less than 500k

Nice tits Bill

Chinks who stay in China are good but fuck the cunts who come here. They all have to go back

Anons without girlfriends: Here is the smile challenge. Your mission is to get a smile out of a cute girl. You can use whatever means you wish to achieve this except for drugs.

I did it today just saying hi and got ignored probably 20 times before I got my smile.

Imagine milking those suckers

Stop creeping out women

Who here been ass fucked by Ricky Martin?

Doctors are such Jews.

LOL...
>yeah...........

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Yeah me
t. his nephew

kek. No refunds

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Let your parents live their remaining days in peace, neet scum. Buy your own house, make your own family

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I do and have a house retard, but not all parents hate their children like yours

Someone download the hate book of memes
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScDbLP6m3IMI2VoobF1b2dCokApH4wntyPY-ouXI5IPjaKV5Q/viewform

Should’ve got me braces but you had to save a few dollars you bitch

>Someone download the hate book of memes
Do it yourself, cunt.

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hope no one here has any pepe or 'White people good" tattoos lel
https:// archive .ph/XzMfd

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post hand and timestamp
shutup vaxxie iphoneposter

Do it faggot

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I got points in the bank for anyone who needs tic
Certified dealers licence

Darknet ice from the mainland

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Oh and I sidled up to a girl
>wanna know something?
Yes
>it's okay to be white
Oh. Thanks!

what type of women are into photography? I need to find a gf and want to find one through a hobby. cant wait for my macro lens to rock up.

>DSPatrician
Here

Too gutless to do it yourself.
I'm not giving jews my email address cunt.

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CHINA!

All women are into photography, as long as it is centred around them.

Is it easy to get qt chinese gf in aus?

>being a goodboy NEET vs waging and making your own way
What about being a NEET but avoiding your family? At this point I just want to be left alone by anyone and everyone. I can tolerate family sometimes but even they are starting to grind my gears now. It sounds terrible but it is what it is.
I want to use it to actually get from Point A to Point B.
Fuck up we're the hardest city in the world.

DO IT FAGGOT

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How much for a point?

well that is an issue because i dont like photos of humans. i wouldn't mind taking photos of her if she isn't a self centered whore. i also dont want a social media addict.

Can I get on DSP for being hypersexual?

Was this farmer user we lost earlier in the week or was it just a larp. It was actually a bit sad reading his last thread if true
>archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/386414598/

It is hard if you don't speak mandarin.

Guess what? All women hate anything that's not them.

How about I just do this instead.

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whats for dinner cunts, beer again for me. Might have a cheese toasty later on, how do you do your cheese toasties, i do mine in the pan, butter not marg, some slices of tom and slat and pepper to taste.

Eight Ball please

Kek

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Theres always group walks in the city you can hook up with that go around taking photos of interesting landmarks. Could be a good way to meet people.

DO
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It works on a point system for instance being blind is 20 points straight up but having just one leg might be only 10 points

Fuck me, I thought I was shadowbanned.
kek

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Whats for dinner?

my ex wasn't like that. so i don't see that being the case.
seems like a larp. why not doxx and post a photo if you're going to die.
doesn't sound like the crowd for me, i don't like cities. i prefer landscape photography and animals.

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Did a really big poo and now my bum is sore.

Had some leftover chinese food given to me to eat for lunch today and actually feel a bit off now. Will probably skip dinner tonight.

Try telling a doctor you can’t stop raping, then rape them

Stop putting dicks up there

How many points do I have to get to fulfill the quota?
I could pluck out my eyes. Being blind would suck for a bit but I guess you get used to it.

Who gave the food to you?

Its pretty funny

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>how do you do your cheese toasties
Yeh, generally in a pan. Did have a jaffle maker that I used to like making tinned spaghetti toasties in, but generally just in the pan with butter.

40
ye

20

Parents. I dont think it was off, just the oil or something in it didnt agree with me.

The best way user is in the pan but i dont mind a jaffle maker cheese toastie either, i might go get one of them tomorrow, i dont have one.

How to do

I want to be going 150 miles an hour all week, brother. Give me enough ice for that to happen.

twitter.com/adampeacock3/status/1548473286996426752?s=20&t=3Mq79bWzcv6L8XDGXNDMOA
>eddie jones is a traitor
>bruce rightfully calls him out on it
>everyone is saying jones is not at fault
What the fuck?

Those chinks are nasty with their food hygiene practices.

Thats probably the dog meat user. What color is dog meat when its cooked? Id have to say gray or steak like but i just dont know.

Anaesthetists are doctors. They are specialist doctors.

These cats are fucked.

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One the top earners in the medical profession.

Where are you located ? My dealers licence is for SA
SA ? or what
It's me Ian

lads i feel like shit
what do?

Certainly got the life. Sometimes I think I should get a cat. If nothing else would take care of my mouse problem.

Can you drive to penrith?

You can bank points, So if you find more jobs that you need in a month and then have a few weeks off?

Shit didn't notice that.

The black cat is always catching baby mice.

How much control do the Greens have in the Senate, bros? Are they able to fuck the comomy?

what's up mate?

Go be a nigger somewhere else and steal one.

It's fucked already bro.

Remember to clean any vaporiser screens regularly

last night it was colder than usual, so I used an extra blanket (3)
I went to bed at around 5am and woke up at 12pm
nose was stuffy the night before, and now I got more phlegm and my head is sore and my body is weak

no can do mate my mate got done moving some over the peninsula, heat for a state border would be like the crucible. He had a piece though
Something like that but I can't fucking stop doing jobs and getting points
Sorry mate hopefully you get lucky

Here, also /unregistered firearms/ who should I Tim McVeigh next?

Mining contract?

Where is that 5'5 user? here is a video showing you short men can get a gf
>youtube.com/watch?v=AfxxFE3gqAM&t=125s
being cold doesn't make you sick. anyway, make sure you're taking lots of vitamin d if you dont get much sun. i take 5000uig a day. zinc every second day, b12 every second and vit c every day. you can't stop yourself getting sick from time to time but you can make your body as ready as possible.

Got the original pic? Need to shoop my face on it and send it to the waifu
>isn't 5 enough?
No

Do you do meth, Ian?