Brit/pol/ - Roast Beef Edition

What’s in the bin?

My willy's gone big at the thought of this.

Get the jab, you scum. Just because it very obviously doesn't work and may cause other problems is no reason not to.

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Gf is asleep in bed next to me but I want to jab her with my morning wood. What do?

Hey britpol...

>More than half the young people who vape said disposable e-cigarettes, such as those manufactured by Elf Bar, were their preferred product.

Lazy little shits. They should make their own coils in an rda and use 18mg. Those disposable ones barely give you any nicotine.

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Are MPs concerned too or is it only for the pleb? UK is becoming like China.

They don't like it, but won't put up a fight. Although really we should wait for Josh as he's the expert on women.

Neet detected.

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wtf is going on here

Average day in Britain

bobbys double as the trashmen?

Morning bastard bitch

Lasagna

It’s either that or they have nothing better to do than arrest bins

Imagine getting the opportunity to fuck with and redpill a BBC psyops team

'member school, and how common heart attacks were?

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based

they could at least be binning pakis and muzzies

>40°C

Oh no.

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belfastlive.co.uk/news/twelfth-parades-video-shows-disorder-24467327

TL:DR: a culchie student doesnt understand how the city works

I honestly think I’m going crazy watching everyone around me disbelieve their eyes

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Oh no not the Germans and French oh no.

got my new motherboard but windows won't let me sign in, got to put me old one back in, do some faffing, and try again. Anyone have some spare thermal grizzleh?

If I order a cheeky 50 quids worth of maccies brekkie on uber eats with my rishibucks do I have to get dressed for the delivery wog or can I just be stark bollock and hide my naughty bits by leaning around the door?

Shutted it Down

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>it could make me infertile
like it matters

you never been to a party or something?

> Next, Prof Fry empties another bag of jelly beans, this time containing thousands of sweets. 'Imagine I told you to pick out the one foul jelly bean out of 33,000,' she says. This represents the tiny risk of developing myocarditis – inflammation of the heart, the most common of all the severe side effects after the vaccine. Prof Fry adds that the risk of other, serious side effects, such as heart attacks and blot clots, is far lower.

Remember when any talk of side effects was misinformation and bill gates conspiracy theory? These fucking people have no idea how far off the scale of trust they are

how long have you been with her? if u met her last night in the old dancehall, go fer it.

Nothing we have a bin tax plus you to have insurance on your bins

>fight breaks out
>arrest the bin
this is top british law enforcement, well done.

>put someone in a room and force them to eat a jelly baby in order to leave, inform them one is poisoned but it's only a 1/33,000 chance
Hmm tough one, am I getting charged with kidnap or attempted murder?

It’s the huge contrast between American policing and British policing, here we arrest the bin. In American you’d have a full squad of roided up cops storm in with APC’s and 30mm cannons blasting everything that moves

High temperatures are only a problem for white people.

Another innocent refugee getting arrested

Almost every day now I awake to the sound of Ambulance sirens.

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Have you seen that yank video where the 2 fat mexican women call the police because their mum has dementia and is waving a knife around? Cops turn up, as they walk in fat women say she has dementia please don't shoot her. Cop opens the door, woman with knife is like 10 ft away, he draws his gun and starts screaming at her, she's stood still responding to imagined questions, he shouts a bit more, she keeps standing still with the knife talking to imaginary people, then he shoots her. Yanks lmao.

Fucking lol.

>These jelly beans are 100% safe and effective, and gone through all trials. But don’t eat the bad one
>and we might mix flavours too. Dunno yet

>These fucking people have no idea how far off the scale of trust they are
What, among schitzo brinnies?
The masses still love being told what to do and how to feel..
There is no hope until that changes.
The normies need re-programming. Figure out how to do that and you'll be onto a winner.

Brincels don't go to parties. You're fooling no one. Also, internet faggotry isn't high on the list of priorities at 8am after a night out.

>level 3 NPCs
>level 1 normies

This is good. You're on to something with this level shit..
Meme this into mainstream culture and the zoomer kids will love it. They will WANT to be level 5 red-pilled and actively mock and categorise the normies for their levels in NPC shit..
You may just save society with this user.

Look..It's happening already..

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Just spent 15 minutes making a tuna sandwich by taking my time.
Was so chill.

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A friend knows nazarin, the bbc stitched her up on this.

Average day in the summertime for Texas.

Fucking weak-ass Limeys.

And people say this is a right wing hate forum

Fucking drama queens, get high on the beach or something,westerners were a mistake.

The only bad thought I had was that John West tuna is a shadow of what it was ten years ago.

>The charges officer ?

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>that's a normal day where i live!
t. brown people

Das right

Morning boys
I just eat tuna straight out of the can

Back in the day, when I still wanted it and while we lied in bed after sleeping for a few hours and then waking up, I basically woke her up and fucked the shit out of wife whenever I wanted. She was always compliant. I came in her every time. She hasn't aged well over the 28 years we've been married but since I'm not fucking her and have no desire to leave, I have a porn addiction.

Look at those "pure blood" blokes, they look like poofters. The anti vax crowd is coloureds and ponces.

god I wish that was me

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but it's free!

We have white skin, the sun burns us and our body temperature is lower than you nigroids

>the bbc stitched her up
Imagine my shock. I am shocked.

What happens when brinnies reach level 10 Brincel?
I've heard they evolve into Trannies..

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Never really hear about assad anymore do we? Hope he's doing alright.

>'wog' delivers your food
>as he's walking away shout "NIGGER" and slam the door
>scurry up and watch the meltdown at a window whist eating mcdonald's

Alright alright, if I badger and pester you in to taking a jelly bean out of a jar of 33,000 knowing that one of them is poisoned, is that attempted murder? If you take the poisoned one and you die is that murder?

Do they need a waste disposal loicense

unironically yes

Who’s your friend, I would like to meet nazarin

Prestige and turn into a namefag
After 3 prestiges they turn into a face fag and after 10 they morph into an Eddie

shes cute, set me up bud

thought so, demarcation dispute when?

It's the BBC we're talking about, it's a loaded selection. They've been picked because of specific fears like "but muh unborn baby" or are a bit ridiculous. That way it's much easier to discredit the unvaccinated.

his phone or email got hacked a while back but it was all just emails to his wife about how much he loved her

Nigger

They're putting up the heat blocking chem trails

No worries

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>High
That's your problem. Drugs are for losers.
Based man. I'd honestly fight for his government, that and Iran. Such a lovely fellow.

2 quality posts, give them some yous or I'll batter you all

You couldn't batter a mars bar in Arbroath.

>Drugs are for losers.
Nah..
Speed and ketamine is for losers.
Crack cocaine is for the ubermensch.

I SAID GIVE ME YOUS YOU FUCKING UGLY RETARDED BRINCELS

Are they even "antivaxxers". Could be failed actors.
youtu.be/SEXLHC3B4c8

I could fuck your throat tho

another bin

>clear back and forth lines drawn over land. Visible trails that do not quickly disperse but spread out with the south easterly breeze covering the land mass. In turn causing bright blue sky to become a hazy grey.
Come on user chemtrails are just a wackjob conspiracy this is a serious discission!

You couldn't fuck a brincel's throat in Arbroath.

>muh delicate skin
stfu you're probably a paki, even if you were white there is a thing called (umbrellas) it's very high tech and if you really want to walk on the wild side go buy some sun block. As for the British femboy who called me a loser no (you)s for you, I'm fucking high right now and probably having a much better day than you fag.

Checked
Well ok you can have some crack, but only to push on to Stalingrad.

High on what

Gott strafe England.

I hope many die in agony.

:)
Remember watching a documentary that said Hitler was on a ton of drugs..and some early types of amphetamine to keep himself awake and working.

Everything in moderation I say.

That's the spirit

whats egypt like to live in?

>10 year campaign
Dickhead

Not easy, but if you use your head you can survive and maybe even live well. The majority of people here are simple minded, a dark version of the western npc, you can sell them anything.

Praying for economic collapse due to death toll.

Thing is, all leaders were on shit like that. Churchill was coked up and constantly drunk. They used to use cocaine as medicine, so it's not like Uncle Addy was a junkie.

You know that the Egyptians that built the pyramids and the ruling class were all blonde/red haired and blue eyed. FACT.

Sure, I am white too

Just got ambushed by two gypo kids asking if I can use TikTok on my phone, told them I don't have a phone and tiktok bad.

Anyone got any good traveller stories they'd like to share with the rest of the class?

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YWNBAW..(You Will Never Be A White)

u didn't fet shanked musta been in the north

Post hand?
Based. They'll never be equal to us.

Based fellow no phone haver.

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Makes their gashes fester dunnit.

Sniper out on all digital platforms bruv

Privatise

Hello lads. Up at 8 filling up my paddling pool. Mr Sun is warming it up nicely. Just finishing off some work (I'm a teacher, two days left woohoo) then plan to be in it with some cans of punk at 12

Summer holidays in 2 days?
Fucking hell I guess my hiking plans are off.

Youre literally ALL Paki cunts
>harden up have you forgotten what its like in the homeland

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morning lads
my god
woke up at 4am
needed poo
sat on loo
explosive poo
had such a good kip after tho
slept in till 8
proper vivid dreams
all that cider yesterday did a number on me
feelsgoodman

>All British schools to have defibrillators by 2023

Children have ALWAYS had heart attacks, chuds

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lads

dont have a dog or a cat and woke up with my hand like this wtf

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had any bumsex lately?

Yes the Oxford university calculator put my risk of being hospitalized by the coof about the same. Had it a couple of weeks ago I think, it was a nothing burger.

That's actually monkey pox mate, no joke.
Nice knowing you.

>On the offending mural is the depiction of a pig wearing a helmet blazoned “Mossad”.
>On the same work, a man is depicted with sidelocks often associated with Orthodox Jews, fangs and bloodshot eyes, and wearing a black hat with the SS insignia.
Incredibly based.
Also, post link faggoot.
theguardian.com/artanddesign/2022/jul/17/documenta-15-germany-art-fair-chief-resigns-amid-outrage-over-anti-semitic-works

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Based, Hans.
But you need to redirect that anger towards your real enemies.

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Join forces with them.

youtube.com/watch?v=KkEd3WgR8qw

Same, the one with spring water so I don't have to drain it. Then squeeze mayo to cover the top.

The Jiu-jitsu practicer is the modern day samurai.

I wish the same for you. You sausage munching kraut.

>live in Tennessee
>dad is a rich jew doctor
>38C today
>Have most up-to-date powerful air conditioning imaginable
>blast it at full strength with all my other appliances and computers and TVs on 24/7 despite our Governor saying to restrict power use
>deliberately use more power to spite our commie
>use massive sprinkler network to water my lawn
>sleep with 2 comforter blankets because it's so chilly at night in my house
I'm wearing a robe as I type this because it's a bit cold in my room.

Why the fuck don't these goys just get air conditioning rather than die like animals? why do goys live this way?

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cause it's 2 days then goes back to perma 18 degrees

When its cold outside people blast up the heating so its hot indoors. They love it hot.
When it's hot outside all they want to be is cool. So they useair con ect...
Retarded.

>40C PIPO COULD DIE
>goes on holiday to places that are constantly 30c+ all summer
jokes aside why the fuck have i got stab wounds on my hand

you're seething at me bcos u've never been to a party?

I hate to be that nigger but....

In CA this is normal weather. It is sometimes 110 degrees in the Central Valley for days on end. And that is not even the desert.

In other words, you people are pussys.

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because you bum men

So? Worth it for those 2 days. Do goys not have money or the ability to plan for scenarios?

goy behavior fascinates me. They act surprised when preventable things happen.

Based Indonesian bros
They could've shown an image of muh antisemitisms though, typical grauniad noncery

My house is designed to manage heat so I'm fine without AC.

context? why are the police taking out the garbage?

It's not very warm

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found more on my leg wtf lads

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The humidity is totally different.

>needs a Microsoft account to use your computer

You fucked up

>Do goys not have money
well yea. my house is tiny i don't even have the exterior wall space for the unit + the cost + running the thing. yuropoor isn't a meme and we're one of the wealthier countries.

>not using gnu/linux

>when temperatures are expected to hit 40°C in the capital

the so-called heatwave didn't even last 24hours before they chemtrailed the sky to oblivion.

Why do they keep saying the same bullshit every year? what they MEAN to say is "It would be a heatwave, but we can't stop poisoning the sky so you won't see/feel it"

It's hot in my garden already the same as it was yesterday afternoon. Gonna be an actual scorcher today.

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You got insects or something in your room. That'll be it lad. Maybe vaccum and pick the clothes up of the floor, change the sheets.

>calls us goys
>Spunks it's resources on expensive pointless comfort because its a weak faggot while paying taxes to his masters
Who's really the goy here foreskinlet?

How about "they are completely unnecessary and don't even work"?

taking chunks out my hand and leg? its like puncture wounds

Bed bugs? Do you live in Eddie level squalor?

I wonder if any of them will start spouting about jews

Changing the sheets won't cut it if it's what I think it is.

Best to just burn the house down and move.

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t. straight man who has sex with men

Why are you a straight man who has sex with men?