All British will be cooked alive next Monday

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100 F is pretty mild. It's been 110-115 for the last two weeks in arizona and while it sucks its nothing that bad. maybe 120-130 gets dangerous but 100 is pretty mild in the scheme of things

a trip to the seaside is in order it seems

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kind of, its just the pussys in london that cry when its -10, scotland and northern england and the mountains of wales dont give a shit and walk about in shorts and t shirt, fuck the scotish walk about in a fucking kilt with no t shirt on in -5c, they are mad bastards.

it is true that everybody loses their shit above 30c though because of the fundemental lack of residential air con in this country, literally nobody fucking uses air con outside of work/office cars, we simply only ever need it for a couple of weeks every 3 - 5 years at most, so nobody is paying to get air con that wouldnt get used 350 days a year.

Some of our ameribros might say, just get a window unit, well none of our windows are sliding windows, they all open sideways or fold out vertical.

>All British will be cooked alive next Monday
Nothing valuable will be lost

Regular summer in Spain

yeah its all about relative heat index though, there were legit concerns parts of the south east were going to be 115f with 40-45% humidity, which is fucking insane for england.

Its 11pm at night here now and the humidity is like 75%, granted its fairly cool atm, but thats basically normal for me i live in a valley so it rains like 250 days a year, so its going to suck for the next three days as its going to be 95f + and probably 40% humidity, then ill probably get a weeks worth of rain in 24 hours, ill be fine ive had my house be 100f inside in late at night before and slept, it just fucking sucks, i have backup power and solar for my fans and shit if the power lines throw a fit in the next few days.

who is going to pay you to scrub toilets then? Press F for Poland starving to death.

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Except for Northern Ireland, hope they will be okay.

SE Island gooks probably have some of the highest heat tolerance. You see old ass fucking men wearing long sleeve shirts eating hot ass soup outside in 100+ degree heat and 90%+ humidity.

>every 3 - 5 years at most
Doesn't it happen every summer now tho? Same shit here, it was 32-33C here last week. It was up to 35C last summer. Thankfully the temp is down to 20s again.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S HOT IN THE SUMMER SOMEBODY HELP!!!!!!

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This can't be accurate. Tasmania is under snow storm few days ago and it always cold and snows there through out the year unlike UK.

honestly not really, the media just likes to overhype it constantly for the faggots in london because of the climate change message they keep pushing, they'll be complaining about a single snowflake hitting the train tracks in london in winter, meanwhile some guy in scotland will have 4ft snow drifts outside his house and not give a fuck and still be outside in jeans and a t shirt complaining about scotish independence.

british people are fucking weird man, we stand outside in a line waiting for a bus in 30c, then the bus has the heating on, and we all sit inside the 35c inside bus and complain, but nothing really actually happens, british people love to stand in a line and complain, but never actually do anything.

when the football isnt on, and the beer and curry runs out thats when people should get nervous as we get bored and start revving the old pirate ships up and looking at other countries.

Some tips for Britbongs dealing with heat for the first time in their bloated lives:
1) Ditch the meat pies, eat a salad. The higher the heat, the lighter the fare.
2) Walk around naked. Everywhere.
3) Evaporative cooling is your friend. Look into it. A wet towel and a fan can be a lifesaver.
4) Stay well hydrated. That means water, put down the beer, you cunts.
5) Lose weight. The fatter you are, the worse you'll suffer. Fat people retain heat much more than skinny people.
6) You're all a bunch of cunts. That's not about the weather really, it's more of just a general observation.

Have fun roasting, Bongs.

Fuck climate change, this is divine retribution.

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