Brit/pol/ - Kemi Edition

What is a libtard?

5esf

Does she have Down's Syndrome?

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Eddie

No.

Massive dinner. I'm incapacitated.

This is the end of Berty,

and what he represents,

to Josh: thanks for engaging.

To everyone else, thank you.

Berty was an idea, something rooted in pain.

With this post, he is gone forever. Gone, no longer to torment brit/pol/

There was no Berty, but there always will be one

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That's fine. I wouldn't mind living with you. Just be clean.

Bit hot out there today lads.

>tfw a black woman is Britain's last hope to prevent a tranny shill vs wef tax hiker election
Can't make this shit up

decent form for your age there lad

Aye?

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You've been told there isnt about 5 times already you spastic

see you tomorrow berty

brins envy you

Portmanteau term for mentally subnormal librarians.

Leave me alone!!!

Hate to admit but you're look pretty chad these days

Kill yourself you fat cunt

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I'm sue that if every single one of them was to be taken out behind the bins and shot that anybody else who takes the post would represent a gain for the nation.
But I do like that name "Mordaunt" sounds like a fucking dark wizard

>post your dins
Had borgars

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not exactly yougov is it

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You should be able to watch tomorrow's here:
ge.freestreams-live1.com/itv-live/

It's from The Irishman. youtube.com/watch?v=XqGV0IuodWE&ab_channel=justWOWTV

>conservatives give Britain it's first female prime minister
>conservatives give Britain it's only other female prime minister
>conservatives give Britain it's first Jewish prime minister
>conservatives about to give Britain it's first indian or first black prime minister
Labour bros why do we think diversifybisnour strength, again?

Thank you, Josh.

Hope you have a good night.

Any mention of Berty from this point on is not legitimate; I am done with it.

Not actually unpreidctable. Bongs with tech skills avoid politics because politics is inherently sophistry and bullshit artistry. If a white person ran on her platform women would be like "Ugh he makes my vagina dry out with his autism, definitely going to vote for that slick bullshitter instead, even if he's going to fuck up the entire economy, at least my vag won't get dry, because my vagina>civilisation".
It had to be both a female and a non-white autist.

Definitely feeling like summer here.

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Thanks

:(
RIP

Who's your favourite James Bond?

Obvs I’m fucking shredded and have sex
Dbol next month

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not all librarians are like that

wtf are ya drinking lad?

Libs are based?

I am looking forward to my morning coffee tomorrow. Coffee time is the highlight of my day, keeps the dread away.
Goodnight Brit/pol/ pals, see you in morning. Don't stay up too late, even though it is a weekend, you don't want to mess up your sleeping schedule.
Night night

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show us the rest of it

shes nigerian

>Dbol
Cheat and also shit muscle insertions lol. No I won’t post mine... give me 6 months :)

Avocado snowball

De niros such a cock, all these tough guy roles and hes an absolute faggot irl. Also a midge.

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Rest? Did we see some shaft?

It's my pleasure. I enjoyed my fried rice. Have you decided if you're cooking today?

I made him up in the shower lol. Tried to think of a generic catch-all name for a boogeyman britpol poster, kinda like 'John Doe'...and 'Berty Brincel' was born. Seriously lol.

Sorry for spamming you with it. Hope I made you laugh at least once.

Peace, brother.

Its just our own politicians are so compromised, she said she wants the online safety bill scrapped.

I know Rishi is friends with big tech and would push it through for his buddies, and Mordaunt would push it because she is labour

Goodnight.

Idgaf tbqh
Based if your natural shredded, too many gearheads workin with me now gonna take the easy route
He’s on fucking tren tho

youtube.com/watch?v=XC5fqzKxau8

Thats not what I asked - post your dinner and hob status.... you're always judging people on here, so let us see something to judge you on for once

looking good lad - big fan of the pickles on burgers myself too

white wine... had a few beers to start but nothing like a cold glass of dry white on a hot day

evening cutting mat user - still on the good cider

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I want to fuck Stella ngl

youtube.com/watch?v=dinyOvO2EEo

No. Just leftovers today daddy. I'm tired. You? Who's your favorite after the first debate?

hotter tomorrow, I've bought a new beach towel, heading to the coast

spf50 and a hat gents, no faffing

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>spent all day listening to sheep just shouting at each other

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The architect

I'm judged plenty

Stop!!!

I love her so much bros

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Tbh I kind of want to go on a TRT dose of topical test but I should get back into lifting and go natty a year first. Getting on a bit age wise now though :/

>power grabbing ambition
he's not wrong there. she doesn't just want to be PM she wants to be the first black PM and have her statue in Trafalgar Square (Kemi square)

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Based and countrysidepilled.

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Libertarians? Yes they are

Those ones you see in films where theyre prim af, but then they take their glasses off and shake their hair out, turn out to be proper fit are ok.

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I'm sorry I can't help it, I'd smash you into next Tuesday

avoid death by being safe.

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Why didn't they just get a double to do that scene?

She def said that? Id single issue vote on that

are they fucking kraft cheese fucking singles? wtf

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>I'm tired. You?
No, not yet, babe. I might watch a film later, I watched There Will Be Blood last night, that was good. I thought Kemi did OK, but she was obviously nervous, which isn't a good look for a potential leader.

youtube.com/watch?v=XgyT9nBwax0

Being a pervert isn't getting you any closer.

youtu.be/tTD3Yo6DbOE

youtu.be/tTD3Yo6DbOE

youtu.be/tTD3Yo6DbOE

Kek.

Yeah I mixed some ‘posh’ chipotle cheese and onions into the mince. Can’t beat some fake cheese ontop though.

disgusting hair

alright tim mate you ok

I never actually believed it
I quite liked it as a larp desu
thought it was quite clever
it would explain why so many gimmick posters disappear and reappear
was entertaining for a while
well done lad, gave me lots of laughs :D

I honestly think rishi did the best and he's obviously competent enough. The people won't be able to say he doesn't understand the numbers. I'm still hoping for liz tho.

>gimmick posters
That's you that is

>Tory leadership candidate Kemi Badenoch says Online Safety Bill is 'in no fit state to become law'
news.sky.com/story/tory-leadership-candidate-kemi-badenoch-says-online-safety-bill-is-in-no-fit-shape-to-become-law-12651674

My girlfriend recently discovered that her maternal grandparents are from Scotland so she wants to visit. Any tips?

I am so disgusted I'm going to kill myself and imagine it's you killing yourself

I'd don't care, it's just a fantasy.

Don't visit Scotland. It's a shithole full of drug addicts.

Bit daft that

I saw that, but its a long way from saying she want to bin it outright.

its so derivative of the same righteous anger against violence against a loved one scene in goodfellas

you've still not posted dinner and cleanliness of your hob

Your only contribution to this general tends to be moaning and judging others - never seen a pleasant response or worthwhile contribution

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:o

Oh shit... forgot to tell you to use campden tablets next time you home brew (after it finishes fermenting and before you bottle/drink it)... So you don’t die like :)

I'm real.

sweet anita the streamer is 31 wtf

>competent
Yeah, although the current mess is down to him, he seems to have the best grasp on how to fix it, some Tory grandees have been calling Mordaunt incompetent, Liz Truss is Liz Truss and Tugendhat just seems like another David Cameron.

turn off that air conditioner

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Not even any story layered over the top, just unadulturated directive messaging.

Whole lot of huddling going on.

Dont. Tbqh. Unless youre a fan of heroin, shortbread, alcoholism, and spousal abuse.

But if you must, go to the islands, orkney or skye. If you want history, def orkney.

I actually don't know what happened to bladee poster kek, I just used him as the basis of Berty.

Anyone could be Berty, that's what I was going for; a shadowy character whose existence could never be proven. He could be in every thread, or no thread at all.

Maybe Berty will live on ;)

Are you skinny?

I wish I could say I was flabbergasted at your retarded opinions but I can honestly say nothing you say shocks me now.

I want a polish gf, gib polish gf

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Stfu. I've posted plenty of what I cook! Just stop bullying me.

youtube.com/watch?v=rwkeLYgEsqA
Yes she has talked about it a few times

Rat faced wanker

No, I can't find anything where she's said she wants to scrap it completely.

inb4 this was a larp and you are actually berty with another gimmick

>what happened to bladee poster
Back on the nonce wing.

A real sexy minx is what you are

Oh he won't fix it. Lol. I said he understands the numbers. He will not fix anything which is why I think liz is your best bet. At least you can have a laugh during clown world.

one of those tower thingies is a mosque

alri fella

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Lol matched with a ukie the other day, asked her where she was in a picture (epic view on a hill) and she said f some weird ukie place to which I replied ‘nice! No wonder everyone wants to take it’ and she never replied.

>sweet anita the streamer is 31 wtf
f-f-f-f-f-fuck off

You lie

Fuck sake, i thought you were like 25 by the looks of you but you look at least 44 in that picture. How old are you even?