Why are republicans such hypocrites?

If republitard conservatards want small government so bad, why do they try to regulate everything so much? Not much worse in the world than a hypocrite

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Why would you try a water bottle?!

AND WHY DID YOU GO SLIDE THE BIG END IN FIRST?!

Men can get pregnant, \pol\ vtfo

lmao at the arrow like I wouldn't notice the huge ass fucking bottle

>post x-ray but not video

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its adam and steve

He obviously completed the game, and went back in another time to try the Dante Must Die mode...

I can name five (5) things
>niggers
>faggots (you)
>kikes
>jannies
>trannies
>kikes

he accidentally the whole bottle

How is this possible?

It's lot and his daughters, not lot and his sons

He was real thirsty one day.

>first world problems

It's the shame that makes it hot, same with BBC cuck stuff. Once you stop feeling shame, you are free from fetishes.

Uh wife I’m constipated
>be in extreme pain seeing a huge bump on his stomach and he can’t sit down
I think it was all that cheese we ate
Aw poor honey ok let’s go see the dr
>dr does X-ray
Wtf how did that happen I have no idea did aliens do that to me??

>why are republicans such hypocrites
That's and protestant thing.
>gay anti gay pastor
>corrupted anti corruption politician
>pedophile anti pedophile advocate
It's because in protestant culture what you are in public, is supposedly what you really are, your true self. Your most darker side is just corruption and you can repente anytime needed.
I don't think it exist in other cultures to this extent.

the only problems that matter

They seem to sort of revolve around genital mutilations and rectal insertions, don't they?

Amateur mistake. Never use anything without a flared base.

He was probably blackout drunk when he shoved it up there