THEY ARE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN TOILET PAPER TO MAKE EVERYONE GAY AND TRANS YOU LITERALLY RUB IT RIGHT ON YOUR ASSHOLE!!!

THEY ARE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN TOILET PAPER TO MAKE EVERYONE GAY AND TRANS YOU LITERALLY RUB IT RIGHT ON YOUR ASSHOLE!!!

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I use a bidet, nice try though.

>mfw never wipe

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>spraying tap water on your ass
Like that is any better user the water is turning the frogs gay

JEETHUTH HONEY!

I hear good things about them, The one they sell at walmart is the one I keep hearing about. What say you?

I use a pinecone

Chad wash ragger here

is that what makes muh charmin ultra strong so strong? its a great paper, and i buy it buy the giant package at wallyworld. am i gonna make it?
a real shitting connoisseur.

based
Big TP like charmin is using experimental chemicals to make children transgender

Literally everything has chemicals that turn you gay. Stop worrying about it

It’s in your clothes too going into your nipples. Onions ink.

Unscented baby wipes

If you wipe with paper you’re a nigger who can’t afford baby wipes lol

This is true especially for synthetic mix fabrics like polyester

It's in the water and lube too

Thanks fren for the warning this sounds like something jews would do

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This is why I have a dip toilet. Where i shake off the shit in a pool of water. Bidets are for faggots who like to tickle their assholes.

It's weird to get used to but once you have used it for a while it's much nicer and cleaner feeling than just paper.

i have been on a liquid diet my whole adult life. i havent taken a shit in 20 years AMA

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>>I haven't wiped my ass in seventeen years.

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what does your jaw look like

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you must be on city sewer. Those things dont break down in septic system.
>city dweller ngmi

New study causes toilet paper hoarders to suffer massive losses

Thats wild. I dont think Ive ever heard of that in my whole life. Do you gave any GI issues?? How about your teeth?What would happen if you ate food? I bet it would hurt the throat going down. I bet your gums would hurt chewing. Is this the case?

>NO HUMANITY
>OK

OP is right. Fight back against Big Toilet Paper and stop wiping.

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Is this what porn stars do so they dont get shit all over the place during butt sex?