>be USA
>try to make an oil deal with Venezuela
>get told to fuck off
>try to make an oil deal with the Saudis
>get told to fuck off
>try to make an oil deal with China
>get told to fuck off
Why is American diplomacy so shit?
Be USA
Nathan Morales
Gabriel Morris
>United States
>Strongest nation on Earth for 68 years and counting
>Highest GDP on Earth
>Worth 51% of the global economy
>Largest navy in the world
>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth
>Only country with a functioning railgun
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
>Only country to have been to the Moon
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart
>Won WWII singlehandedly
>Never lost a war in its 237 year history (Vietnam didn't win; look at them and look at the US now; same with Canada in 1812)
>Leader of the free world
cope more ivan, they are better than you
Nolan Lopez
They have a weak leader. It's like sending your step sisters down syndrome son to haggle for a car you found online.
Andrew Gray
Aaron Robinson
belarus faggot looking for a strong american man to take care of him
stop sucking american dick you stupid fuck, they dont like you
Brody Jones
just want to make the russhit mad and farm some (you)s
Carson Scott
This country is a shithole though
Adam White
It's ok man don't take shit from some dogfucker
Kayden Scott
Fuck energy independence I guess
Oliver Perez
It's time to conscript you to our glorious Special Operation.
Chase Jenkins
Imagine being American
Yikes
Caleb Sullivan
will sabotage and supply the americans with intel, try stopping me
Jack Howard
Lol based and Ziehan pilled
Nolan Wood
Got a canadian (you) simp.
lime clockwork lmao.
Luke Long
At least the mean tweets are gone
Josiah Fisher
It's literally Pan-Slavic civil war.
So, everyone will sabotage everything in the end. This doesn't matter that much.
Thomas Wood
It's actually insane how quickly wokeism reached almost every facet of society in 10 years. Education, corporations, entertainment, the military, etc. It's a fucking plague that needs to be removed
Noah Cook
You have a good attitude kid
Blake Foster
The US is simply trying to use up other country's oil resources. The gig is up, everyone knows.
Austin King
Sebastian Nguyen
>Has military bases around the world
>Why ruskies so defensive?
Hypocrisy is unbelievable.
Nigger, ur time is gone. I have ur bills ready and im gonna cash them.
Jose Price
Yeah, maybe. But then why sell China oil from the SPR while sending as much of our LNG to Europe as we can?
Liam Collins
Vatniggers put their country right in the middle of 35 of our PURELY DEFENSIVE bases and act like they're the victim!?!?!?! That's sand niggers tier
Carson Jenkins
>make your country all about fags, niggers and trannies
>try to do business with nations that hate all of those things
I wonder why it doesn't work out. News out of the US must be completely baffling to those countries.