I asked my doctor about mind controlling parasites from sex

She said it was a conspiracy

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What is reality sir?

she has the mind controlling parasites from sex

Go to Indian doctor

>going to the doctor

There's no reason for us to want to lick a woman's asshole, unless parasites influenced our brains to spread eggs onto another host.

>She
Thats the toxoplasm talking.

affirmative.
drink some wormwood green tea. it'll give you girth too.

if she didn't add 'theory' after that then it's real

WTF ITS A CONSPIRACY AND NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORY??? SO THEY ARE REAL WTF

Women are mind controlling parasites that use sex.

Based.

Pretty sure I have toxoplasmosis from early childhood. It sucks.

ill be damned. So she dismissed it at first glance

This, also the urge dissapeared after the cleanse

Did you shit out a 2 meter tall worm?

No

Do you fear its still inside, abiding its time?

They tried to do the worm pill 20 years ago. They do it every 20 years so they can sell you stuff.

Really user? They're coming for you now.

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No I genocide them

She wouldn't give me ivermectin when I told her I might have the mind controlling parasites and want to try it

Just get some wormwood, it worked for me.