You WILL be late for wageslaving
You WILL cope and seethe
You WILL carefully drive past me
You WILL get more obese while I get healthier
I WILL switch between lanes and sidewalks
You WILL get stuck at the red light
You WILL drive slowly behind me
Luis Rogers
Nolan Turner
This is what WILL happen to a virgin cagie Vs Chad cyclist
Christopher Jones
Cyclists will be the first liberals to get the oven
Owen Kelly
lmao what a fucking legend that cyclist must've been so confused
Blake Torres
You can literally just hit bikers with a large truck and people wont find the body for years if you sling them off the road hard enough
Adrian Butler
This is a bot that has been deployed by the auto industry. Cars aren't safe for anyone.
Matthew Powell
bikes got rode the fuck over regular like in Sand Diego back in the day. they learned to stay out of the middle of the road
Thomas Russell
jokes on you, we don't even have sidewalks
Isaac Rogers
No, I take a passenger with me during road bike races and have them chuck cactus pads at your stupid vinyl t-shirts at 70mph
Connor Reed
Your bike is a ticket to hell retard
Levi Wood
Get a seat ya poofta!
Ayden Miller
walkable streets coming to your city soon!
Isaiah Cook
Hell? Like this?
Carson White
is he ok?
actually don't answer i don't care.
Hunter Hill
Yeah but you're wife will still be checking me out while you drive behind me slowly and seethe. Shame about how fat you've gotten, user.
Angel Miller
Based. Cyclists make me laugh out loud when I see them slowing down wagies screaming at the wheel
Brayden Peterson
Shut up dumb idiot who can’t even pop a boner because of sustained impact and pressure to your crotch.
Leo Martinez
In reality you get coal rolled at least 5 times a day, dangerously passed by cars on the shoulder flinging rocks and debris back at you 20 times a day and cops pull you over for wasting their time once a week.
Carter Smith
>implying anyone will go 160km/h+ in a Group B car
those cars are dangerous for completely different reasons. you tell me if a naturally aspirated commuter car will end up like that.
Dylan Hughes
Holy fuck. Was the Mike's okay?
Parker Gray
Lmfaoooo that boomer has a nasty left
Nolan Wood
>Normal day on a bike means death
Vs
>Literally rally racing
Luis Ward
How often do you concern yourself with other men's boners, user? Maybe YOU should get a bike.
Jace Allen
Jonathan King
latinos drinking alcohol will help solve the problem..
Adam Cook
you can only end up in that situation by being a complete retard fucking kek
Anthony Robinson
I had some 30+ year old white, obviously leftist woman (as indicated by her rainbow messenger bag) on a bike scream at me today, "MY LANE IS LAVA, STAY OUT OF IT!!" in the most nasally, shrill soi-fem voice. I don't even think I was in the bike lane; I was at a red light and maybe close to or on the line but she had plenty of room. It took me a second to even process what she was on about but I finally shouted back, "Shut up!" with an incredulous tone.
I never understood why people have such a hated for cyclists until today. Entitled cunt.
Camden Smith
behind her yes.
James Bell
Like most drivers. I don't hate the idea of cars, what I hate is how easy it is to get behind the wheel and legally drive one. America needs a much more difficult test and if someone is caught without a license they get fucked.
Aaron Taylor
cyclist is riding on the road instead of a beautiful wide cycling lane just because
>muh that's what the pros do on tv
fuck those faggots
Easton Myers
At least it wont be difficult to change the God forsaken water pump on that engine now.
Lucas Phillips
THIS ISN'T EUROPE YOU FAGGOT AND A 50 MPH HIGHWAY ISN'T A BIKE LANE
Jayden Robinson
Post the one with the cyclist getting thrown into a ditch
Luis Thomas
James Reyes
I hate these niggers like you wouldn't believe.
Mason Butler
I agree. In Canada it takes like a year and a half to get your license lol, but the people that come out of it use their turn signals like intended and all that. Then I hear people in the US getting it at 16 with only a few weeks of lessons or whatever and it's crazy to me. The only people that drive bad here are older people that used to have driving school as part of their high school curriculum!
Matthew Reed
not it but close