You will never be Italian
You will never be Italian
Nicholas Murphy
Brayden Perry
Oh no. Anyway
Levi King
Jokes on you im 1/32 italian.
Liam Sullivan
Good
>inb4 amerimutt
There's zero African or Amerindian DNA in me
Aiden Adams
Neither are you
Colton Reed
I am and it feels great, now to work on getting the fuck out of here
Matthew Baker
That wasn't Italy no matter how much wewuz
Robert Lopez
The farthest south you go in Italy, the more the matriarchy is pregnant, to the point where hyou have guys in thee 50s who send their laundry to their mom every week by mail. And the mom sends homemade food.
Mama mia.
Hunter Wilson
You forgot your vpn, kike.
Evan Morales
i have no idea how the washing machine works my mum handles that
Noah Davis
suck my spicy meatballs Luigi
Owen Price
...
Owen Clark
thank god because then I'd probably have to shave my back
Bentley Hernandez
basato e rosso-pillolato
Owen Morris
The farthest north you go in France, the more homosexuality is pregnant, to the point where hyou have guys in thee 50s who suck each other's penises when they meet in the streets. And they drink bottled semen.
Sacrebleu.
Robert Martin
i wish i inherited more of my dad's masculine med genes. instead i got cucked by slav low t genes
Gabriel Adams
I am just sad I will never be Brazilian, shitalians can't compete.
Jeremiah Campbell
I’m an Irish Italian Mutt, but I have green Irish eyes and Italian penis so it’s a net win.
Alexander Powell
don't slavs have the highest test count in yurop?
Lucas Taylor
Jokes aside how comfy Abruzzo is, was thinking about moving?
Isaiah Cooper
silver lining you assholes can drink anyone under the table, that's not a bad trait to have
I'm anglo saxon so i have fuckall for body hair
Jason Watson
manco i peli pubici quasi non mi crescono
Chase King
i guess poison resistance would be a kinda cool trait to have if it was against something that people don't voluntarily consume
Brayden Gomez
And Italians will never be Roman.
Caleb Robinson
But my Papu's family is from Crete.
His father fought in both world wars and his father's father was a cowboy.
Fuck off, cunt.
Luis Butler
>Jokes aside how comfy Abruzzo is, w
Nice mountains and nice seaside
People are terroni enough to be racist to niggers but not terroni enough to be overly criminal
Cons: it's fairly poor and they are still sorta terroni, earthquakes every 5 minutes
Charles Phillips
>Amerindian
Native Americans are not from India, they are more Serbian than pajeet.
Fucking faggot.
I bet you're a fucking fag.
Matthew Long
The trannies spiked your water with estrogen
Carter Fisher
Nobody will because 'it*lians' do not exist Calogero. Embrace your Siculo-neapolitan heritage and shut up.
Justin Campbell
>>inb4 amerimutt
>There's zero African or Amerindian DNA in me
You know the mutt part refers to the fact even white americans are a mix of a dozen ethnicities? being 12.5% swedish, 12.5% russian, 25% british, 25% french and 25% irish is not very ethnically pure
Thomas Peterson
Must have been pretty hardcore living in Porolissum.
Josiah Gomez
As a Canada man, that picture makes me uneasy.
Jacob Torres
Oh, so I'll never be black? Thank god for the confirmation!
Carter Sullivan
why
what do you think of Abruzzo? are they truly neapolitans? they look halfway between centre and south to me
Thomas Watson
Neither is being 60% moor.
Levi Scott
>terroni
milanese detected. vatti a guardare gomorra coi sottotitoli
Brandon Harris
Look, m8, you Euros brought em here to harvest resources for your royal families.
Of course they cannot trace their heritage.
I did an Ancestry DOT com result and turns out! My Grand parents were right, I didnt need no fucking paperwork.
Americans, m8.