Climate change: Opposite Day

> it's memoryhole time
> back in 2021
> germany had a big flood
> in the region "Ahrtal"
> buddy of mine works for the German version of "Fema" the "THW"
> we talked a week ago
> he mentioned that people who lost their home still did not get any help from the government
> is annoyed because he wants to help but has to do some ridiculous stuff instead
> "I know, I shouldn't even tell you this"
> continues, by telling me there is a bunker
> large government bunker
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_bunker_(Germany)
> he tells me, that they renovating it more or less for some reason
> getting heating units in
> german and us military is also present
> they told him they do just some exercise
> "about a little ice age" or "year with no summer" szenario "just because they have money left over, and if they don't spend it their funding gets shortened the next year"
> then he continues to rant about climate change and that this is the absolute opposite of whats about to happen
> everybody knows it's the "warming" that will be the problem
> they should help the people who lost their home in the flood

Minutes ago, it made click.
> the gov, does not help the people
> because they want to use the bunker again
> undisturbed
> they flooded the villages
> do displace possible witnesses
> global warming is fake
> and a ice age is about to come
> they know
> fuck everybody over by telling them "trust us goys, it gets hot and shiiiet"
> so plebs are unprepared and die off
> and they can then claim their property

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Probably not, the Bund in Germany is just really f*cking stupid.

Grand Solar Minimum. Not an ice age since we're leaving the Ice Age but there will be significant decrease in solar radiation and it'll be very difficult to grow certain crops (or they'd just fail to grow)
Year with no summer is reference to the 19th century, a volcano in Indonesia erupted causing the ash to cover the atmosphere so much even in Europe they felt the sun has dimmed
Same happened in 6th century, byzantines also document year with no summer. I think this one is tied to a volcano in central america (explains failure of Mayan culture, unless my brain is foggy and mixed it up)

> unless my brain is foggy and mixed it up

Please elaborate on the grand solar minimum.

The government not sending help is just the "unbureaucratic and quick" response they promised, I doubt that it is malice and instead attribute it to incompetence.
The whole global cooling is likely, it's clear that they are desperately fucking with the climate to postpone something, may it be an intense heating or a strong cooling.
But here too, the government wasting billions to test out a random what-if scenario which would never work in real life too is something I would expect of them seeing how stupid they are.

Sun has cycles of activity. We've been documenting it since the 18th century consistently with reading how many sun spots were visible. This was an indication to the volatility and activity of the sun.
We're approaching the beginning of a 12 hear cycle of lower activity of the sun and it's grand because it is estimated to be the lowest of all average cycles.
It's going to get cold and crops will fail.

Everything in our solar system works in cycles. Day and night, the moon phases and the tides, the seasons, and of course also the sun. Every 11 years the sun ends a cycle of intensity, so for 11 years it gets hotter, while in the following 11 years it slowly gets colder.
And in the same way that sometimes winter is unreasonably cold or summer unreasonably hot, so too does the sun have little chimpouts.

TL;DR
The sun will either fry us in the coming years or we will have years without summer.

This rotten kike is correct. The upcoming Grand Solar Minimum will technically start with the next solar cycle. It will be called the Eddy Mininum. It starts in 2028. Meanwhile, we are seeing the results of a slowly weakening solar output coupling with an increasingly waning magnetosphere. It causes the jet stream to become more meridional, as opposed to zonal. So you get steeper gradients of temps even between places that are relatively close to one another. Extremes of hot and of cold.

>Extremes of hot and of cold
I kek at normies explaining this with climate change

The cycle you’re talking about heavily influences North American weather.
The inability for the native tribes to handle the unexpected string of cold years is why their civilization collapsed (around the Great Lakes at least).

When the explorers came, the natives were already several decades (perhaps even a century) into this collapse.
This is also one of the theories as to why the southern North American tribes were consistently migratory throughout their history: extreme weather leading to seasonal floods meaning permanent settlements (and crops) were frequently wiped out.
It was simply more effective to continue a lifestyle of foraging because the weather was quite harsh for the type of structures they were capable of building.

This also explains why they were mound builders: elevate settlements to avoid flooding.

You have to admit it is a good lie they trained the sheep to repeat. Everything is climate change. To try even a superficial explanation of long term climate or solar forcing only brings on a glass-eyed stare.

>szenario
Found the Pole

That's how you write it in german you stupid monkey.

that flood event was entirely manufactured, there’s no way that volume of water could fall at that latitude, you don’t even get downpours like that in areas where tropical and cold-air converge, let alone in ths tropics.

>This also explains why they were mound builders: elevate settlements to avoid flooding.
Nice. Clicked a lot for me regarding the ruins around the southern Mississippi river.

So much shit happened on this continent, all unrecorded dark ages type history.
It's fucking fascinating.

Yeah about that, you are taking about the gulfstream btw.
The day after tomorrow shit.
german source pozzed but it gets the job done
rtl.de/cms/neue-eiszeit-in-europa-klimawandel-bremst-den-golfstrom-immer-mehr-aus-4947822.html

Do you know who else was hiding in bunker during war with Russia?
Hitler

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I live in the area, and it didn’t click for me until I considered why my house is built on a mound.
I’m honestly surprised this isn’t taught more frequently when teaching about the mound builders. It’s so incredibly obvious that the elevation of the mounds is for flood control more so than any spiritual reason. Perhaps it evolved to include burials as well, but it’s clearly so first and foremost their shelters weren’t swept away in the seasonal floods of the Mississippi (which are massive).

The history of this continent is defined by its extreme weather, which we still experience to this day.

So...is it going to get hotter or colder? I hope it gets hotter cause I hate the cold.