Tory leadership debate 2

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Liz can say nuclear properly
Why am I surprised by this?

God Rishi is so handsome. Imagine you had his money. Nice thought that.

People always talk about tax rates but not what the taxes are spent on. The money goes to Ukraine. It goes to darkies in hotels. It goes to diversity managers on £80k a year in are NHS. It goes to Chantelle the useless cunt. It goes to Doris who can't walk, talk or shit without a carer.

Global headwinds

You will never be a Rishi

What the bloody 'ell did you just fockin' say about me, you li'l cunt? I'll 'ave you know I graduated top of my class at the BBC, and I've been involved in numerous door-to-door inspections in souf london, and I have over 300 reclaimed tellies. I am trained in TV signal tracking and I'm the top tracker in the entire British Broadcasting Company. Your possible TV is just another target. I will wipe your signal the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this fucking english suburb, mark my fucking memos. You think you can get away with watching Horrible Histories over your tellevision? Think again, muppet. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of TV inspectors across the UK and your model code and serial number is being pinpointed right now so you better prepare for the storm, dick 'ead. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little 1,000 pounds that the fine entails. You're fucking missing the euro-cup, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can mess with your service on over seven hundred channels, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in tricking you to give me permission to do this, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the BBC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable taste in channel choice off the face of the continent, you li'l shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "documentary" watching was about to bring down upon your, maybe you would have bought the fockin' license. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you're channel selection will drown in it. You're fucking poor, kiddo.

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Stop coughing Kemi you cunt