You WILL drive slowly behind me

You WILL wait for me
You WILL obey the law
You WILL carefully drive past me
You WILL get obese while I get healthier and save money

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YES

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>...
only when cameras are watching.
game is on, fgt

Yes, making fatasses in their cars seethe and cope is so fucking funny.

>nice sunny day
Now do rain and snow

I always wait until my car is RIGHT beside one of these cyclist fucks and then honk my horn.

I've caused three so far to panic and crash into the ditch. I can understand if you live in some gay little European village but North American roads were not designed for cyclist queers. Stay the fuck off the roads.

I hate the "race bike" faggots so much they will literally use the road when there is a dedicated bike lane and the worst part is they are actually meant to do that because muh "they are too fast for the bike lane" meme.
I try to pass them as close as possible to the point where my mirror almost slaps them.

Just saw a cyclist lying flat on the road after being hit by a car. He wasn't moving.

That’s the point when I kick off your side mirror, not my problem lmao

Are you made of sugar?

Cope with fantasies lmao
Witnessed. Anyways nice cope bro

Good

based. obese amerimutts seething

No but I’d rather not arrive at work wet cold and tired

Anyways……moving on

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Fuck your boss, wear a raincoat then. Being tired is great, getting your cardio out of the way for the day

I will give you a citation for failing to obey traffic laws.

Always get a good kek when I see some lycrafag holding up a line of cars. Slow your roll cagie.

Its gonns be your problem when I then swerve and turn you into roadkill.

Stay jealous fatty virgin

oo big man big truck. why are burgers so psychotic ? are you in a hurry to get home and watch jewish propaganda on tv?

>tough guy when extorting money from unarmed biker
>runs like a bitch when confronting school shooter
We hate cops more than we hate cyclist

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>I WILL get erectile dysfunction
>I WILL destroy all my sperms
>I WILL let you impregante my wife in your car
>I WILL watch while desperately stroking my broken dick seating on my bike
Based bicyclist, removing himself from the gene pool.

What’s a good road/gravel bike? I have an mtb and after I upgrade that bike im gonna look into a gravel. Or do you think a set of road tires would be better so I can do a little freeride if the trails are too wet?

cycling is for fags
are you gay?

>internally bleeds out on the side of the road after his bones and organs are turned to toothpaste
Heh, we sure showed them biker sisters

seethe harder, fatass

>healthier
Not for much longer if you keep it up.

How come none of you bike haters never actually want to get out of your comfy little wagemobiles and fight like a man?

>soft city slicker burger can't ride a bike in a snow storm
Quelle surprise

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Make your own bike makes bike Jews mad
>find old MTB
>strip parts
>buy road group set
>buy road wheel/tire
>put them together
Got 105 level bike for under $1000

Unbelievably based Chad, carcucks seething eternally ITT
>t. eBike Chad

i WILL honk at you and call you a faggot

I drive on the shoulder, have a rear view and there's zero problems with cars. One in 10,000 decides to posture or just is driven by a fucked up driver and they drive by too close (not knowing I videorecord them and will put the retard in jail if anything)

Bike Kike
Just walk, you sterile fags.

When I do this they seethe and shit and piss and cum all over themselves and their cars

i will catch up to you at the next red light and kick your ass

Because you know you're safe in your little Jewmobile from me kicking your ass, since I can't possibly catch you.

>hurr durr you can't ki....

We both know I'm in way better shape than you.

Then you spend life in prison and get made Bubba's bitch. Should've minded your own fucking shit.

>t. Shitting and pissing and cumming yourself because of a small bicycles

> Hurr durr I'm going to literally murder someone because they mildly inconvenienced me for a few seconds

Careful with that edge, kid, it's sharp.

Gigachad wouldn't put brakes on a fixie

>North American roads were not designed for cyclist queers.
Around my parts there has been fucking MILLIONS dumped into parks and paths and lookouts...fucking name it. We bent over backwards with our tax dollars.
They still feel that need to ride where physics is going to kill them.
You want to toss your life, fine. But DON"T fucking trash my vehicle when I hit you. 40 MPH and lots of very blind bends in eastern OH means your little bike ride is now just a statistic. You are going to get hit sooner or later.

>*jolly obnoxious cycling* lalala lala
>YOU WIL-
>*BOOOOOOM*
>Barbs I think we bumped a dog again
>A dog? We don't have a dog George
>I don't want no dog living of my money woman. It's getting late, I just want to watch the game in peace

Bitch I just walk, bikes are for hipsters

I just joined the MAMIL with a Scott Addict 30. Can someone roast my choice and tell me how poor an investment, I have made?

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