WAKE UP AT 0200

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take a piss and go back to your rack.

Not my problem. Fight and die for my freedom dickhead.

to what end?

TAKE A SHIT AT 0201
GET OUT OF BED 0202

0428!
CRUNCH TIME!
LETS GET IT!
PUMP IRON!
SWEAT PLEDGE!
NO DAYS OFF!
PREGNANCY IS NO EXCUSE FOR SLACKING!
MONOCHROME!

Funny part is, he's probably more intelligent than 80% of Any Forums users

clean your room

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SHIT PANTS
GO ON BOOK TOUR
YELL AT NORMIES
BE A MILLONAIRE

then eat ze bugs

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And pull your teeth out with a pair of pliers

all navy seals are mentally ill weirdos. half of them turn out being transgender

Never forget

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Practice Air Rape for 10 minutes
Eat Cheerios with Jack Daniels
Scream at neighbor for being a sack of alien shit
Back in bed by 0230

>2am
>Prays to Allah

Steve? Or Dan?

I wake up at 10:30pm and clock in at midnight.

Unironically because of steroid abuse, that shit fucks with your hormones and makes you mentally unstable.

i did that during my apprenticeship and it was soul crushing
i woke up at 2 am just so i could catch the earliest bus at 3 am
took the train at 4 am
took another train at 5:15 pm
went by foot for 15 min
just to be at my workplace at 6 am
was at home by 5 pm and went to sleep at 7 pm

zee German should know about amphetamines.

Isn't this dude like 5' 6"? LOL

Forget what?

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No way lol. He's at least 6'2. Got to be unless he's a wizard with the camera which I highly doubt.

WAKING UP AT 2 AM IS NOT IMPRESSIVE IF YOU GO TO BED AT 6 OR 7 PM.

I fucking hate people who think waking up early is special. I worked night shift and kept my sleep schedule on my off days. Every day 11PM-7AM was work for 7 years. Slept 9AM to 4-5 PM.

WAKING UP EARLY IS POINTLESS. The concept of the "warrior hour" is the gayest thing on earth. Men who wake up at 4AM to "train" are idiots who think that early mornings are somehow magical.