This confuses the Amerimutt
This confuses the Amerimutt
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Sorry I couldn't hear you over all these rights.
lol this confuses the 100% white American i guarantee you the amerimutts know what this is.
Yes I don't understand why Poles use an odd number of sandals and keep them in paper bags
No, we have those in the states.
Looks like shorter publix cuban bread. Probably more expensive too.
confused mutts
Nice kicks, poobro. I had no idea polacks had such swagger.
It's true, I am confused by ur post just a smidge
>United States
>Strongest nation on Earth for 68 years and counting
>Highest GDP on Earth
>Worth 51% of the global economy
>Largest navy in the world
>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth
>Only country with a functioning railgun
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
>Only country to have been to the Moon
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart
>Won WWII singlehandedly
>Never lost a war in its 237 year history (Vietnam didn't win; look at them and look at the US now; same with Canada in 1812)
>Leader of the free world
Don't like us? No problem.
At the end of the day, you are all American people. The Facebook you use (inb4 edgyfags "LOL fuck the system fuck Facebook")? American. Google? American. Apple? American. Microsoft? American. Every other thing on the planet except for putting milk into tea? American. You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether Obama or Romney won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive the car which we invented. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.
You are ALL American people.
I fucking love the United States of America, the American people, the American dream, the American way of life, the American rags to riches story, and the dominance of American culture worldwide.
> AMERICANS AND THEYRE
> * imports thousands of migrants and gets arrested for saying the word Hitler
> BREAD
Where’s the rest of it? Is there a bread shortage in Poland?
A bread roll? I guess you're right this post is confusing. It's also retarded.
shut up and make me pierogies
based
>american arts
lol
lmao, even
also
>what is afghaistan?
Fugg I love crusty bread. Also please send kielbasa.
Pão francês
I'm making two loaves of sourdough bread today, proofing overnight and baking first thing in the morning. I also stir my soup with my forearm.
>American "bread"
It's the famous communist baguettes?
You got me Poolander, this is our kryptonite. Americans finally defeated...
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Based
> memeflag
American arts were the shit back in the day, modern art is gay across the globe, but also hating shitty modern art has always been kino. There is good modern art, it's just hard to find.
> Afghanistan
20 years and then we left. Definition of a shitty stalemate. Plus, if we're being gay, Korea and every war after Korea was a "police action" and not technically a war. We went there not to go full apeshit, but that's just what the politicians say.
are you implying americans doesnt have breadstores ? lol
> Canadian posts wonder bread
> implying Canadians also do not sell and buy Wonderbread
Don't you have some BAGGED MILK TO GET TO
FYI, polish donuts suck.
what they have is bread-looking processed product filled with high fructose corn syrup
Your flag brings to mind a cute story I heard the other day.
It seems there was this Polish gentleman who went on holiday to the Vatican, and he got so confused that he kissed his wife and beat the Pope's feet!
> bread looking processed product
> corn syrup
What. Pastires? Are you seriously talking about twinkies right now?
No.
This confuses the europoors
>Sorry I couldn't hear you over all these rights.
You have a right to remain silent
Not HFCS, but usually industrial food waste (seed oils) instead of butter.
Para mi, es Bangs root beer
You have a right to kiss my ass tranny. Go ACK some more in Ukraine.
My dads friend used to own a bakery. Always got fresh ass rolls like this. Shit was cash.
>this confuses both the amerimutt and the euroqueer
Good bread
>can't criticize jews or niggers in public
>guns now require a 'permit'
>Third Amendment is still well and fine
>police can raid and seize your shit because of masonic corruption
>the absolute jewish joke that is the american court system
Need I go on? Our founding fathers would be fucking ashamed
Post lipids panel
These parker house rolls, they belong to my ma.
all those achivements yet you still worship niggers and yet to produce good art of any kind
Does anyone make their own bread here?
This confuses everyone.
> gay slavposter begins.
Just skip to the muttposting and fuck off already
That confuses me nigger. That shit is disgusting
Based. Love me a cold bangs
It's true, and I'm sure you can buy sourdough at any local bakerino
That looks remarkably similar to some of the breads we have down here, looks tasty too.
>not cacetinho
Smh desu senpai
Yes. From scratch. My secret is a good malt barley syrup
Based Bangs poster
Post the in store prices, buddy
>never been to US
>is retarded
It's bread, nigger. We grow more wheat than any other country.
That shit confuses White Americans.
Yeah I love it
mogged by mug
Post the recipe dad. Do you need one of those machines?
Wack. Chips on a Sammy is good. Vegemite is not
> doesn't criticize and mock jews and niggers in public
> lives in a jew state thay requires a permit
> has allowed a cop to just steal your shit
> American courts are gay. You're right about that
Try living in the American southwest or southeast user. It's not like the faggy area that had ruined your perception of this beautiful country
Memflag. Lot of good art, but most modern American art is just online. Either it's just as bad as yours or it's better. No in-between
I didn't ask for a light roast; put those coffee beans back.
>Sorry I couldn't hear you over all these rights.
We can get those in the US dum dum
Imagine being so insecure you had to post that in a thread about bread
Do euros think we can’t buy fresh bread?
>pic related baffles the burgermutt, mortifies the euroqueer and enrages the ausfag
Imagine being such a shithole country that you can only brag about bread KEK
I’m a bit confused ya
Yeah the kek us at your expense, Mutt Demon
That shit looks good
Are you guys in shape or fat fucks?
Yes, this new video:
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hit the youtube algorithm so a bunch of bread threads are appearing on Any Forums
None of you tried Israeli shawarma, I tried shawarma everywhere in the world and hands down ours is THE best, nothing comes even close.
>Gyros
TRASH
>Doner kebap
GARBAGE
>Arab shawarma
just okay
Ameritards will never eat coxinha, hahahaha.
It's Ma'amite
> WELL REGULATED MILITIA SON
> fat larpers get shat on by fatter cops
It's what they get for not standing down and just fucking killing them. Whatever though. Drop in the bucket. Regular Fellas destroying the military is based
Imagine being so gay that you can't handle a little of American dickwaving.
I'd say try bragging about your country, but I don't think yours is known for anything besides being soviet ammo testing grounds
american "men" are such fragile sissies. You insult the jewnited states, Cletus the 400 pound retard is going to take pose with an ar-15 and larp online to show his toughness over yuropoors
Na we have those. They are just a ridiculous price so no one cares. Cheap tasty Brazil food in Ireland but because Ireland very expensive.
Ill stick to the sushi and steaks.
They're just venting because any other criticism of anything online lands them in jail for "hate crimes."
Damn that looks like a party.
Based Hefeweizen enjoyer
Is that your favorite brewer?
do americans really not have edible bread in their country? fucking hell.
>beer and gummies
You never have to worry about anyone stealing you beer if you drink tomato clam beer.
100% this.
you're jealousy of Americans literally ruins Any Forums
3rd worlders waste so much time, energy and threads on seething over American culture THAT THEY THEMSELVES FOLLOW AND SUPPORT.
Fucking pathetic losers.
No machine son. Just hand knead it like you would a bbl
dude, american bread doesn't even count as bread in most of the world.
not here. Poles working building the brasilian and argentinian rails brought them here first part of XIXth century. Only difference is that because of how poor we were, there also exists a version with no chicken, but instead mashed potatos.
What is this??
American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. Their women fuck niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers
A party for one.
rent free
Yeah, a retard just figured out you should go to a bakery to get fresh bread. Heck, good grocery stores have a bakery inside. The only people who don’t know this are actual retards.
I don’t have a favorite brewer. I don’t understand how you can
Bread is for fags
> memeflag
> russian brand fagmeme
YOU GOT ME FED. IM BURNING MY AMERICAN FLAG NOW
Literally brittish cope. Everything you can say about us we can say about you and include arabs
Damn Jews really have not made ANYTHING ever have they? Just really good thieves
You ever eaten it? What did you think of it?
>>Won WWII singlehandedly
Do amerimutts really
You think we don’t have fresh baked bread or bakeries retard? Every country has that. I have a bread maker too so fuck you