BMW FUEL EFFICIENCY PLAN

>Pay-to-win DLC for real-life cars
lmao

I don;t have a single problem with a snobby car company like BMW bilking their snob customers out of every dollar they can.

This bait will surely get op to post a source.

I’ve heard stories that you need to pay a $1,50 fee every time you unlock or lock the car and that it will demand additional payment if you have passengers or carry goods in your trunk, think it was $5 per kg . And from this british user here I just heard that they are planning to add another subscription to actually use your exhaust otherwise it just fills up your car and you need to drive with your windows down always which also cost $0,50 every time you open or close them.

Crazy stuff really.

just dont buy bmw, pretty fucking simple?

dont buy it if you don't like it
dont buy bmw anyway, they are trash cars that fall apart after a few years.

You won't really have a choice when they make owning older cars illegal.

This. But they will try an ban anything that can't be turned off remotely because "real Capitalism" includes the government controlling the free market.

they would really want that, its hard to do that, cuz people would revolt imo.
Also technically speaking they cant really stop you from hacking your car and enabling all the features, only thing they could do is remove your warranty, which if you buy used is already over anyway.

Fuck BMW and fuck people who drive them. Audi too.

its same thing they did with engines for long ass time (same engine with 3differnt hp levels, depending on trim level), they are just getting more brave now.

I have a 14 year old bmw. There are fucking computers for everything. Biggest piece of garbage. But super comfortable.

I’m about to rip out engine and transmission and put 1960’s carb v8 and manual transmission in it.

>30mpg cap
>CAP
How the fuck do you cap a cars fuel effeceny? If you just drive on cruise control 24/7 you blow past these caps immediately.

just buy a pedal commander
i get 26mpg hwy and 22 city in my 2021 tundra. factory is 16/11
and yes yuranons, i need a large truck to haul around large objects that make me money. like my fat wife. tyyp8

I also heard they will charge $0.05 every time the transmission shifts and $0.01 per degree of steering wheel travel, to account for the wear on these components. Also $0.25 per 5 minutes of entertainment system usage

Could’ve just said fuck roaches

nobody said the energy transition will be pleasant
well, nobody but the wef niggers,but they also told sri lanka that they will be rich by 2025 if they switch to "organic farming"

>people would revolt imo.
No they fucking won't lol. The only reason bmw can pull the shit they wanna pull is because of the idiot masses that were clamoring for luxury "smart" features that will allow this happen.

Shit like this wouldn't be happening if the responsible parties were found mutilated, half-skinned, and bled out in front of their house in the morning, just saying.

>reportedly
so you got nothing

>JEW (Just Energy Wasting) module burns fuel in your path

Would have had to add "financed Mercedes drivers" too. Would have ruined the flow.

better source or gtfo

fairly sure the EU is supposed to stop something like for european consumers

>BMW
This is straight from the bmw.com website.
I don't any sane or responsible person should be buying or driving a BMW any time soon.

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It looks like a meme we would have cooked up.

This is going to happen with every car manufacturer. It's a part of le Great Reset. Companies are required to maintain a high "ESG" score in order to obtain financing from the banks.

Fucking this.

It's a federal crime to modify the engine control computer in your vehicle, big tech also suppresses any information about ECU modification.

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I think mutts are too lazy to maintain complex European cars. You can only manage simple Ameri/Jap cars with natural aspired V6s with lazy state of tune

At least she has two airbags built in.

except the supreme court just btfo the EPA, so tinker away

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