If I wanted to learn about aliens or interdimensional beings what government agency would I have to join?
If I wanted to learn about aliens or interdimensional beings what government agency would I have to join?
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ASPCA
You would have to join the cult of Scientology or the Mormons.
Work in a psych ward
Become the President of the United States and then visit the aliens at Area 51.
airforce - S4
Doesn't China have aliens too? I want to see some Chinese aliens.
CIA, they love thinking up shit like this to troll autists. Seriously.
SUPO is still in contact with Suomi Prime.
NSA
Aliens are our secret slaves. We are using their alien technology to make underground excavators. to make super underground cities.
All Americans are autists, which is why we need clowns to lead us.
The US military wouldn't let Ike visit area 51 after roswell
You may be closer to the truth than you realize.
CBP
Shouldn't haven beaten Tina... oh THAT Ike.
DARPA
Even the president isn't allowed in there? Fuck, what's in there?
you'll need to fuck some children tough.
Based
Get a job at the Department of Finance, Federal Reserve, or Black Rock. They are all controlled by Reptilians. .
The Post Office.
>"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"
You think they could do that without help from aliens?
become a deep sea diver, there's nothing in our dead ass solar system the real fucked up shit is thousands of feet below the sea