German innovation

The so called most technologically advanced country in Europe is asking its citizens to chop wood. They started their green energy program (wind/solar) 30 motherfucking years ago, so where is it?

What does setting trees on fire do for a woke carbon footprint?

Deutsche Bank now modeling German households chopping wood to keep warm this winter. zerohedge.com/markets/deutsche-bank-now-modeling-german-households-chopping-wood-keep-warm-winter

Be sure to chop ahead of time, bros, because you need to let the wood dry before it will burn. FYI, Tree species with dense or heavy wood contains higher heating values or BTUs than lighter wood. Have a great day!

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Nothing more Green than burning coal and chopping wood

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I actually enjoy cutting trees and splitting my own
Firewood. Feel bad for the elders tho
My buddy actually hauls firewood down to
Some native communities in New Mexico
For all the elders down there. I always thought
That was pretty cool. Wish white people would
Do that kind of thing for each other

They should swing those axes at something else

We can just pay someone to do it

They are even saying LNG is green energy now. It's funny how "the science" shifts based on the political climate.

It's not the german people, it's the progressive aristocrats in the EU that are the problem.

The whole green movement was money laundering. The wind turbines are skyscraper size ruins and it never replaced shit. The fields of solar panels are devoid of all life and still fail to offset their cost of manufacture.

Melting steel takes a lot of power and these new machines never made enough to justify their creation.

Fossil until thorium, nuclear until fusion. There is mo other way.

Wood cutting is a white man trait. Most whites are urbanites these days.

Chopping woods is based and trad-pilled. Comfy medieval winter in Germany soon.

germans arent what they used to be
america and russia stole kraut talent after ww2 and left an intellectual vacuum

...and still call yourself a man? Classic european.

problem is we don't have many nature left in western europe.
It will just become a concrete shithole.

Don't take the easy way out kraut bro. You get quadruple the warmth when you do it yourself.

Warming steps:
1. Chopping down the tree gets you nice and toasty
2. Chopping up the tree into small pieces
3. Moving all the chopped up wood from the forest to your house will really warm you up
4. Finally using the chopped up wood in a stove or fireplace.

This is assuming you don't clot up from booster #4.

Thats some Haiti-tier shit.

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No way, amigo, the Left tell us all humans are the same.

this picture always gets me

Why burn wood when you can burn witches?

The witch has been located, fren.

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just brought in another 2 cords of birch and maple from the woods. have 4 cords stacked and drying already. so comfy.

>Why burn wood when you can burn witches?
You mean the ones with the hook noses, that steal children?

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would warm her oven if you know what i mean

Wypipo must have stolen all the dirt again

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The high efficiency wood burning stoves they make these days are outstanding. I hear my house all winter on maybe 50 hours of work in early spring when there's nothing better to do anyway and I'm burning shit wood because I live in the taiga and the only non-pine I can get in quantity is aspen (shit btus) and some birch. Wood heat is unironically the heating solution for anyone outside the urban sprawl.

This is normal in Sweden, we have over 2 million fireplaces and wood boilers are pretty popular on the country side

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Can you retarded motherfuckers plaese stop reasing Zerohedge. Noone here is asking anyone to chop wood.

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Is she still relevant now that she's actually adult, or has she outlived her usefulness past that weird, intense child warrior stage that commies always seem to love?

>high efficiency wood burning stoves they make these days are outstanding.

What model or type do you have? I need one for a nice size camp.

I spend an hour every day cutting wood for no reason other than it's relaxing.

Also they needed to cut their wood a year ago if they were hoping to burn it come winter.

It's too late now, it'll still be green and smokey as hell.

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Covid made her irrerelvant.

its funny because canada banned fireplaces in a couple major areas