Americans why you keep doing this?

yup just got 85" samsung and never going to the movies again

isnt that every thor movie?

Hell my 65 oled is big enough for my small home theater in the basement

Starting to wonder how much of this fake. This shit isn't popular and hardly anyone went anywhere and watched this garbage. Just no way its true.

Minorities LOVE this shit it appeals to their lower IQs

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It was about $25 per ticket pre covid

no, the whole movie was just a stream of joke, joke, joke, joke, serious moment but its a joke, joke, joke.The other movies are pretty bad and i don't think any of the thor movies have really been received well but jesus it was just dead silent in a theater full of people.
There was only one joke that I thought was good because I became so desensitized to a barrage of below average humor where one of the rock-men was named Dwayne

Things you miss out at the theatre
1) Noisy niggers
2) Stinky piss smelling popcorn
3) Crying babies, loudass kids
4) $25 snacks
5) Bad audio
6) 30 minutes of previews
7) $15 a person
8) People munching loudly
9) Cellphone lights popping on and off
10) Guy who forgets to turn off ringer
11) Internet ticket reservations
12) Whats that on my seat
13) Bedbugs, roaches
14) People getting up constantly to piss
15) Rows of heads blocking your view

yes the glory of the theatre experience

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I agree Disney is playing with the box office numbers

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And yet they HAD to force a gay dad into the story. Fucking jews. Also, the jewess Natalie Portman is the one to fall in love with the perfect nordman. More jewish subversion.

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>I agree Disney is playing with the box office numbers
Tickets bought vs number of people who actually show up and sit down. There's no way to know. Could just be a huge money laundering OP.

Yah I'm sure those are fake numbers. But look who they hired to desecrate Akira.

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Remember going to different movie theaters. A lot of them were so empty. Yet did huge box office numbers

>Minorities LOVE this shit it appeals to their lower IQs

this, capes hit is globally profitable which is why they keep doing remakes every 5 years

Fuck no.
The OG starring Dolph Lundgren and Frank Langella. Watch that movie again if you haven't recently. Stands right up there with Deathstalker and Beastmaster 2.

Too bad bro, you missed out.
Growing up in the 90's was fucking rad. All the stupid shit I did and not one camera photo.
I was 7 when this film came out.
I remember some ripped dude was at the mall dressed as He-Man to sell toys. All the moms got us a lot of He-Man toys.
Next year was a blow up suit. Less He-Man was sold.
Women never change.

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>Global
>Americans
Thanks for admitting America is basically your whole world.

I liked it

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Kevin Smith should’ve died after making Clerks 2. Would’ve done wonders for his career.

You live here, we are retards.

kek

Still won't make a profit. Oh and sage

I had to take a nephew to the driver in theater with his friends last weekend. I admit I saw it. It was crap, but slightly entertaining. The strong female who magically gained Thor's hammer and powers died at least.

I don't watch movies

I saw this nigga at the airport. He tried to get special treatment and cut the line even though he wasn't flying first class kek. They made him wait in the back. Pretty funny tho

our taxbux to ukraine is buying globohomo theater tickets.