Safest place in WWIII

My gf is australian, should i move there while i got time? My plan is leave the hot areas (europe) while the war and coming back when is reconstruction time, I think Australia can be safe, or even New Zealand.

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I just blew a load into Ukrainian cutie, imagine if she gives a birth to UKRO-POLISH spawn

The asshurt towards russia will be off the limits

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If you want to move to either of those WEF shitholes man don't let the door smack you in the ass on the way out...kek

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No one is gonna nuke spain ffs. You faggots escaped ww1 and ww2. Why would ww3 be any different?

While theoretically Australia or New Zealand are safer, being that the southern hemisphere would be better off, both of those are potential targets if the chicoms decide it's use 'em or lose 'em. That makes South America a better bet, since probably nobody wants to waste nukes on them. Find the most self-sufficient one you think might make it 5 years post-apocalypse.

Aussiesland is china clay hope you speak chink and your gf has slant eyes

So your girlfriend is Chinese??

>Moving to a socialist hellhole for pussy.
NGMI anyway fag. Might as well go and lick their politicians asses while you're at it.

you are probably safe in spain.

i want to cum in your girlfriend bro... no offense
I want to cum in your woman bro... no offence

You're a dacian coomer man

Lol what, how the fuck would spain be safe

I want to fence in your cum bro... no woman

in a concrete bunker 50ft underground

If ww3 breaks out Australia will get raped by China on day 1 lol

>Leaf
Imagine being this disconnected.

user, I want you and me to hug each other and smell each other’s backs and hair: this is a sign of fren love

Leaf question; what food will you bring?

>Moving to a socialist hellhole
Burger, Spain is one of the most socialist countries in Europe. Perhaps the most. If you have no idea what you're talking about just shut the fuck up.

why wouldn't it?

Okay but I'm 5'4" so you might have to bend down or lift me up for this to work..

We will lift you fren don't worry

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you cant grow food there you would starve or get eaten by others.

>Find the most self-sufficient one you think might make it 5 years post-apocalypse
argentina has been on the struggle since decades, so we are going to do as always if an apocalypse happens

That’s ok fren i’m 5’8; we are tiny frens compared to giants like , but he’s frenly so we’re good

You would be living under Chinese occupation and you don't want that. Better off in South America

ive always had a legit fear of getting into a fight with your size, because it's practically 100% chance gonna get a hard right hook straight to the junk t. 6'4

we'll need an army of pussies for all the coomers here
t. dacian coomer

Oh gosh..
I hope so I'm pretty weak
I would never punch your balls with my hands

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Keep us posted Nuke user.

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Maybe. What will it be like when their oil refineries are closed? Can Australia feed itself?

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We have a shit load of natural resources, plus a great place for massive solar energy farms, we may not get nuked but we will be absolutely in the shit with chinks fighting to take us over

From what I've read Chinese have been growing most of the vegetables in Australia for a while.