>'Complete tosh!' Nigel Farage savages Penny Mordaunt over Channel migrants pledge
express.co.uk
express.co.uk
>Transgender Tory MP Jamie Wallis' Mercedes after he crashed it into lamppost and fled scene while wearing high heels and black leather PVC mini-skirt as he is banned from road for six months and fined £2,500
dailymail.co.uk
>Infamous prisoner Charles Bronson hopes to be out by CHRISTMAS, as he rages at parole hearing delay
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>EXCLUSIVE Huge boost for Liz Truss as entire 60-strong European Research Group told to vote for the Foreign Secretary to be leader. Mark Francois wrote to ERG members saying "as previously agreed - I do hope that all of our Group will now feel able to unite firmly behind Liz".
TRUSS THE PLAN
At least Liz will get us nuked.
does anyone give a fucking toss what farage has to say about anything?
Congratulations, she's made it to Wednesday at least.
Pussy destroyer.
Fucking hell, I look better in a suit than that, and I only wear one for funerals and job interviews.
Same thing for them lot.
ayup
he gained some weight eh?
they are the most ignorant people i have ever conquered
It's got to the point where political leaders are so incompetent they cannot even control their awkward mong face for a portrait.
Over night Democracy is thrown out the window because a faggot was touching blokes in a club. Of all the scandals, the covid hoax, record breaking immigration, inflation, shit wages a fucking faggot does more damage overnight than a decade of disastrous Tory policies. Says alot.
Layla Moran trying her hardest to impersonate JAP SNIPER
You're at the commons bar getting another £50 shot of brandy between lines of coke and this man allegedly pinches your bottom. What do?
Nice tie desu
He does look quite well put together doesn't he.
I mean seriously, I'm a tradie mong and I got my suit from Matalan, but the last interview I went to and took a selfie for my mates to laugh at on whatsapp and make jokes about me being up in court I at least made a better effort with the tie and tried to wipe off the dandruff.
Now that lad has made an effort.
I note that this Dailymail portrait suddenly isn't so easy to find on Google. They're going to have their work cut out scrubbing every record of Truss looking stupid.
How do we solve the Haggis problem?
Imaginary threats of violence against topical MPs, waheyy cheeky ton for the budget.
Hand-stitched jacket but he still looks like shit lol
Chin and fashion sense like Nick Griffin. Politics like Nick Griffin? If you've got a wonky eye you're Nick Griffin and I claim my £5.
>Haggis problem?
I don't know, but he looks like a quare.
Post your MP's portrait.
I haven't got a wonky eye.
But does he pinch bums like a quare?
It shouldn't be drag racing
Just a joke but ok.
What the fuck is going on in this image?
>tell everyone on the fourchan what constituency you live in
nice try GCHQ spy
My MP can't read or write, apparently he can't dress himself either.
By stirring vigorously.
All the good ones got shot by Russians on war start. Nobody knows how it happened but one of the diversity hires got a new Rolls Royce that same day.
Just post a random MP then, I don't really care.
here's brit/pol/'s lass
>not just choosing MPs at random
You're glowing
How the fuck is the alleged sex offender who brought down the government the only one who can put his own clothes on properly?
If he looks like a quare and pinches bottoms like a quare he's probably a quare
>british
>white
Yes, I shall put him down as a probable quare. Now, have you heard of David Cameron?
Bring Peter Hitchens into office and he'll have this mess sorted out within the same day.
Thanks lad, I caught a bit of sun today and have been eating lots of oily fish, does wonders for the skin.
>t. soulless mutt consoomer
How about we give up Northern Ireland in exchange for any Scot getting a free one way ticket to Dublin and a sack of potatoes good for the next 5 years?