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REDDITORS KILLING THEMSELVES!!!
HAPPENING: CELCIUS FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY
Benjamin Powell
Hudson Taylor
I had a resident hang themselves 2 weeks back. Financial struggles. I'm pretty sure he was deep in crypto and offed himself to avoid telling his wife the bad news.
Lucas Martin
>REDDITORS KILLING THEMSELVES!!!
they alyways do
i swear even robot is not suicidal like ledditors
Jonathan Jones
kek.... dead suicidal Redditors
Jace Sanchez
I'm not using fahrenheit you fucking niggers!
Christopher Murphy
lol
Anthony Watson
is that way, my fren
Anthony Garcia
>oh reddit I'm suicidal gonna kms now bb
>btw here's my btc address
Jeremiah Brown
I bought lots of bitcoin during the last 5 years or so. If these niggers are dumb enough to put nearly 100% of their holdings into some random, unregulated lending platform they deserve to hang. Retards. Crypto does not care though. You will lose your money if you're dumb enough and in that case, suicide is likely the best bet. Sucks if you have kids and your dad offs himself though. Makes me sad. Mom will end up with a BBC and kids will get raped etc
James Williams
>living well beyond your means
He deserved to lose.
Julian Thompson
>UH OH REDDITSISTERS, IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
>give me money
Isaac Gonzalez
Pajeets are scamming redditors
Christian Sullivan
300 million in bitcoin reloaned over and over again to generate 2 200 million in loans. The wonders of jewish fractional reserve lending.
Jordan Gonzalez
What the fuck is Celcius?
David Murphy
>Hello. Am Redditor
>how'd u know???
Oliver Nguyen
If I go to plebbit and say I'm going to kill myself because muh economy, will the soibois and neckbeard faggots over there give me free money too?
Nathan Perry
>I'm afraid about the impact this is going to have on my family, so I'll just hang myself in the garage instead
own goal retard
Carson Powell
You just know she sucked that jew’s dick
John Parker
how's confidence in crypto looking these days?
William Hill
>I lost all my good goy points now I must kill myself
Brody Harris
>CELCIUS
>"investors" just keep buying more of a particular altcoin every time they get paid
>they never take profit
>they just keep buying more
>lose everything
nobody has ever gone bankrupt by taking profits when you can. These faggots deserve every hardship they've created for themselves.
Lincoln Bailey
>marketing assistant at Celsius
Fucking Kek. Those GDP niggas get the last laugh afterall.
Chase Brown
Imagine having to work in her department and every time you are on a conference call all you can think about is her terrible disgusting boob job scars and the the "gurk gurk gurk" as she's slobbering on some sudes wang
Brandon Stewart
That's like, uh, how they measure temperature somewhere out there?
Zachary Garcia
The worst thing about orphans is all the sick fucks that try to rape them. Better to have a failure for a father