>be russian
>try to distance yourself from the west
>rebrand western soda
>names are still in english
>cool cola, fancy, street
Be russian
russians are subhuman
Street = Sprite
Russia has degenerated into simulacra-based society, but the good side of it is that nobody takes simulacras seriously which makes people immune to globohome woke shit and it presents chance for a small golden age if people will be capable of recognizing it as a real thing and not a simulacra which they're used to be surrounded by.
Well, modern Russian /is/ notorious for being heavily influenced by English and, unlike the Soviets, our current government is not interested in keeping the language pure.
>try to distance yourself from the west
Not really, retarded лях. Cock-a-Cola left so we had to make it "legally distinct'.
Pepis is better btw and still there.
Personally. I love this kind of shit, it is like saying fuck you to patents without actually infringing on them.
I hope they try and make their own flavours that official brands never did or discontinued
There are also colas with a Russian name. Nobody gives a fuck
>try to distance yourself from the west
Not the issue.
fancy is now with COK
subtle
Vodka Cola?
I've completely switched to Belorussian kvass (Lidsky Dark) and pic related.
Fuck sodas.
Cool cola very creative
It reminds me of Aldi
shutting down the freedom convoy and calling them nazis, very creative
shalom rabbi
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Post ingredients.
>Nooooo, you can't alter a 40 yrs old brand that was engraved in my mind using commerciaaaaals, that's the only thing proving that there's space-time continuity!!!
>Pepis
Sorry but i prefer pepsis
shill HARDER FAGGOT YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAF