HAVE YOU CONDUCTED A MULTIVARIATE ANALYSIS TODAY?

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>Be Jordan Peterson
>Promote Christianity
>Won't admit to being a Christian

I did a triple integral in polar coordinates over your mom and concluded that she’s fat as shit.

What do you even mean?

>Analysis
>Analyse
>Anal Lies
Gawd dayum

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well have you?
either you did or you didnt.

chain rule is a masterpiece. every single time im like, damn, that shouldnt work but it does.

Sorry our retroencabulator broke.

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jordan peterson wants a liberal world where there is absolute free speech. no different from this world aside from being able to say what you want. that's not good enough. we need to save the planet by culling the chaff.

What is Peterson even trying to say here? Is he trying to point me towards the right wing or the left wing or Christianity or what?

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME

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NOOOOO! NOOOOOO! WHY DID YOU ANALYSE THE MULTIVARIATE? YOU BASTARD BITCH WHY DID YOU ANALYSE?!!!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO ANALYSE YOU BITCH BASTARD BLOODY MOTHERFUCKER DO NOT ANALYSE THE MULTIVARIATE YOU FUCKING BASTARD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Yeah I build an expectation maximizing algorithm that proves republicans have more variance in their IQ scores, proving with conclusive evidence that democrats are the party of midwits while Republicans are the party of retards/geniuses

yes. the results are soddisfactory.

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ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR

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>1 variable

>still perform MVA
Nice

neither.
Lefties think he's a far-right grifter
Atheists think he's a christian grifter

he's just a capitalist with good insight

So why the hell does he want me to perform a "multivariate analysis"?

> an American university discovered that eating pineapples can lead to having more children during adult life

Yes I analyzed the latest developments in media, finance, and geopolitics, as usual the sun is shining and it's the Jews

Self-obsession and introspection blinds you to the world around you.

What does that have to do with "multivariate analysis"? What even is "multivariate analysis"? And how "Self-obsession and introspection blinds you to the world around you."?

I stood away from those who sell snake oil for the soul