I hurt my shoulder and needed a tylenol 3, but decided Fuck it, Canada is collapsing

So I went for broke and told the Doc I had a monkey on my back. Turns out in Canada, If you tell your doc you are addicted to laudanum, he gives you this.

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Based and hydromorphpilled

Lucky. That shid is strong asf.

I told a doctor i smoke weed.
Then i got a slipped disk and could not get painkillers, and will not be getting any in the future either.

Taking pills is cringe and homo.

the doctor recommended me a strain of Kush

What is it with North America and drugs? Here in Europe you would have to break 4 limbs to get something strong. Hurt shoulder? Go buy some 500mg paracetamol and fuck off

>dilaudid
Fuggin score, but opiates are for degens. Sell that shit to some fuckin degens, fren.

> laudanum
Nice larp

same here. But if you tell them your addicted they throw them at you. I knew I'd get nothing for my shoulder, but if I told a single lie I'd be gold and I was.

How is this happening to a country?