You're watching TV and all of a sudden a breaking news alert shows pic rel. What are your next actions?

>watching tv
we aren't boomers

Oh wait, 1st fuck OP's mom and then post with glee on Any Forums.

>why are they interrupting reruns of mr bean to show me a 70-year old clip?

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i step onto it and see how much i weigh

Rejoice for it is an American city or a ZOGbot base

Tv kek I must be dreaming then

This, with the caption IT'S HAPPENING

Take my clothes off and try to self suck because my wife is a bitch

an old nuclear test? nothing. Nuclear war? hope Atlanta LA, New York and Baltimore get hit and then try to put a baby in my wife because i'm headed to war

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If it’s on tv, it must be real

based as fuck

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If New York City,La or DC is vaporized go on about my day knowing that things are gonna get better for once.

Smile.

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The Americans/chinese sent their troops in to see what it did
Answer
They got radiation poisoning and many died of cancer

Probably some big city i don't live in and because of my location I will be quick to receive rations and other government assistance post disaster. I have a fire arm and professional backpacking gear that allows me to cook, bathe, and sleep safely in nature. Not my problem.

Switch channel

Get out my prepared documentation for nuclear warfare

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Professional backpacker? What's the pay like

>laughs in rural retard

Laugh about who ever was nuked on Any Forums

Oh I seen that documentary

My next action would be to change the channel because I already know that video and it is one of the nuclear tests carried out by the United States and the first thing I would think is that it is some documentary about the cold war or atomic energy

>Nukes aren’t real.
We will send Satan 2 missile equipped with 10 warheads containing 100 kilogramms Novichok and VX gas mixture each for nonbelievers in A-bombs.
From Russia with love.

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Load all my guns ammo and freeze dried food into my truck and head for the mountains.

not enough time
better hot-rail some Ketamine to speed things up

If it says cleveland, i smile

Set out a lawn chair, drink some liquor and sing my favorite songs as the end approaches me

>doomscrolling youtube
>see nuke thumbnails under "BREAKING"
>open bing and masturbate

I just jumped on my motorcycle and rode down to the beach.

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Last minute preps I guess, go buy some more gas and food to store away, or maybe buy some things I'd been putting off buying

I'd wonder why they're showing footage of, what is that, Operation Buster–Jangle?

>US flag
nice larp

I'd open up vlcmedia and watch Shoujo Ramune ova 3 (go straight to picrel scene) and masturbate furiously for however long I have left in this goddamned planet. Hopefully I climax as the shockwave vaporizes me in a blaze of cunny COOM.

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This happened on a neighboring island.

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Kill my neighbor's dog

suppose you think Hawaii is in Japan or some shit?

I thought about my answer and its fuck OPs nephew

Dabb on them hoes

a drink to that!

He has like 2 dozen hiking sticks. Even more in "cool looking" rocks

Start singing Hallelujah Chorus, I mean Revelation 19. Same thing really.
youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU

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damn you'd think they could use like lab animals or something

RIP troops

Well on the plus side the existence of these very real weapons has prevented the Germans from starting WW3 for over 75 years, so that's cool.

call the nigger over to TONGUE MY ANUS