What will you do when society collapses?

When America collapses what will you do?
I am an assistant manager at taco bell, so I'm good at leading people, so I'll probably be a war lord or maybe a wandering philosopher.

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I will go to 7/11 and buy an XXXL Slurpee.

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>I'm gonna make a new religion, gather thousands of followers, move to Africa, sterilize all of the niglets, build massive fucking walls so monkeys don't try to rape my people, extract all resources, ban interracial marriage and only allow people of my cult to wander around, (exceptions: tourists or diplomats)

Protect my local community from looting feral niggers with my firearms.

You'll be the assistant warlord.

I will gain control of nuclear weapons and rule the world by force and fear.

I wanna make my own cool farm with all the stuff I learnt in Tech High school and college.
And invite people to eat good shit.

i am good at hiding so i just hide

>(((diplomats)))
Making mistakes before even starting, classic monkey behaviour.

You will get dysentery from untreated water and then die of sepsis.

when will people realise that it already has collapsed and it's been collapsed since before we were born
of course it will get worse, but there isn't going to be a time when anyone will realize "it's collapsed" because we are graduated into it and rationalize it

Just keep living my life far away from all that.

I could hire you at my unregulated militia as a philosopher war lord when shit hits the fun, only currency would be bullets by then. Many Roman general were a philosopher while raping and burning settlements.

Move to the family farm. Bring my family with me and help defend the homestead against looters and other malarky

Wow! What a great thread!

>When America collapses what will you do?
Well nothing, because most likely I'll die during the upcoming EU collapse.

>solar, water collection, waste system, garden, greenhouse, hydroponics, chickens, fish.
Covered for the next twenty years, how about you?

Go bush. I've already done two 6 week survival trips.
Probably hide for the first year or so, then start scavenging.

Vibe and adapt lol. Win some more.

I've always wanted the wave pool at water parks all to myself. I'll break in and see where it goes from there.

Rule.

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He'll be slaughtered and become a burrito filling

All you fucking maladaptive daydreaming retards fantasizing about some dramatic collapse and post apocalyptic playground like your video games but all you will get is a slow grind of every year being a little worse than the last, until you die broke and miserable.