Who was in the wrong here?

Who was in the wrong here?

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in my opinion, God placed the fruit of knowledge in Eden because he intended man to take it, but only in direct disobedience. We are supposed to learn a lesson out here in the wilderness not as a punishment but as a crash-course in divinity.

if you read the hebrew, people were at fault for stealing from the lords portion of the farm (agricultural taxes were paid in portions of the leined field and worked by peasant farmers). it is a rulebook for how to serve work in an agricultural field for people who do not know how.

After all that happened due to it it doesn't matter I'd say. One way or another, both should've had the decency to ask God to destroy them.
I genuinely don't know how they can live with themselves. Sometimes you say something bad to someone, or do some damage to another and you feel bad for a while.
But these two fuck with the fate of billions for all damn eternity and they still get to enjoy Heaven. I know I wasn't there, and we don't know the specific little details of what happened, but even if God forgave me I don't think I would be able to cope with it.

I'm not going to read all that, give me the qrd, I'm drunk, I do not care about (((god))). If God was real he wouldn't have allowed these faggot nigger jew zionists to control the world.

That makes... a lot of sense.

Rules for being a Farm Slave
1. Dont eat the lords portion. Eat your own portion over there, or else you will not eat anything.
2. No fucking.

The tree

4 And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

then why did he punish the serpent so severely

>No fucking

Ya think ? ;)

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What do you mean by this

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>all knowing god
>create man and woman
>create apple you know will be eaten
>getseaten.jpg
>get upset at what you made happen
wot?

God

Nobody. Adam and Eve is an allegory for the meaning of life. We are living a temporary human existence where God is hidden to experience freewill and gain knowledge of good and evil. Simple as.

Don't come near me or my forest ever again.

Ok, so I just skimmed through it and here's my impression:
>god says no eat apple or you'll die today
>snek says no do eat apple you'll become like gods and know good and evil, you won't die
>thot eats apple
>simp eats apple
>they don't die
>god says OY VEY you ate apple now you're like gods and know good and evil
>better make sure you don't eat another apple so you'll live forever too
>GTFO FAGS
Who was in the wrong? Don't know. God seems a bit like a fag. The simp seems really retarded. The thot was retarded too, but she's a thot what can you expect? Honestly they all seem like tards.

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Lucifer's children, and I do mean children not just followers, through the centuries used a serpent as a symbol or emblem of their ancestor, until they attached a secondary meaning of serpent to the word nachash. In Genesis 3:1-3 Satan said to Eve, "Is it really true that Yahweh said, You can't eat of any tree in the garden?" As it reads in the Hebrew, Eve replied to Satan, "And the woman said unto the enchanter, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden". Now I am going to switch to the King James translation and I will correct it as I go.

"Of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God has said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die." Let's see what it actually said in the Hebrew. Fruit is the Hebrew word pirchach, meaning progeny, brood, children or descendants. Do you talk about the children of a walnut tree or an apple tree? Of course you don't!

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Of the pirchach, of the descendants of the tree, which is in the midst of the garden, Yahweh has said, "Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it". That word touch is the Hebrew word naga, which is a more polite expression meaning, to have sexual intercourse with. Do you need to be warned not to have sexual intercourse with an apple? Of course not, it isn't that kind of a tree.

Yahweh had millions of the pre Adamic, Asiatic and African people around. If He just wanted somebody wide between the shoulders and narrow between the eyes to spade up the garden, He had them. He didn't have to create a special being for that purpose.

Are you saying Adam and Eve was pedos and molested God's kid? So that's Jesus I guess? Wew.

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Satan had been the governor of this planet until he forfeited the right to this position by rebellion. Yahweh sent Adam here and it is recorded in Luke chapter 3 that Adam was the son of Yahweh. It doesn't record that about any of these pre Adamic people mentioned in Genesis chapter 1. Adam was the son of Yahweh and Yahweh sent Adam here to take over by force, kick Satan out and govern this planet. The trees in the Garden of Eden were the family trees of nations and races.

Adam and Eve weren't supposed to intermingle with these people. If Negroes and Asiatics were all that Yahweh wanted, He already had them. What He created was a different and separate being who was to be a different sort of person, whom the Negroes and Asiatics could never produce.

We are. Adam and Eve did not know what sin was. They did not know good and evil.

We know what evil is, and yet we do it every day. We are so much worse than Adam and Eve. Repentance is the only way.

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The Hebrew word Awdawm, which we translate Adam, means of a rosy, fair complexion. Adam was the first person of a specifically created new race. Adam and Eve were told not to mongrelize their race with these per Adamic people that were in the world.

Original story has 2 gods, Enlil and Enki. Enki initially created man called LULUs (Adama was a lulu who became Adam in the Hebrew ripoff of the story) as non-breedable hybrids (like mules) , Enlil didn’t want them to be able to breed. Enki, God of the seas (who used to be God of the lands and was then known as EA, where we get the word Earth) was represented by the fish and serpent. Also where the ancient symbol for medicine comes from. Enki gave mankind the ability to reproduce “fruit” and Enlil was pissed off.
That’s the original version, make of it what you will.

Untrue. They did die. God never claimed they would "immediately" die as you insinuate. Sin brings forth death and that's exactly what occured

That makes no sense. Doesn't say anywhere that Adam and Eve was immortals like the gods as far as I can tell. That God guy even specifically says he wants to kick them out to prevent them from eating some other apple that will make them live forever.

So you’re saying satan coerced eve into fucking one of the mongrels

YES! Which begat Cain. One limb of the tree that gave us "The Jews".

adam left eve unsupervised (big mistake)
eve ate the fruit because she thought she could really become like God
adam was worried about what God would do to eve, so he also ate of the fruit so that eve wouldn't be the only one punished
God kicks them out of the garden because they disobeyed him

Irony is that God has lighter punishment for people who don't know right from wrong, so he would have probably forgiven eve and told adam off for not watching her

Technically - Satan coerced Eve into fucking a Sub-Human which produced a mongrel.

God. He made Adam and Eve so that they wouldn't know right from wrong, and then put a forbidden tree in there with them. This is like if you have a baby and don't properly baby-safe and your home. If the baby gets into bleach you've left out or whatever and dies, you're the only one to blame.