Norway and Norwegians

So there are two reasons I'm making this thread:

1) I'm pretty sure I'm shadow banned.
2) I'm genuinely interested.

Norway always seemed like this inconsequential country of fisher chads and their hot blonde wives with angular facial features, just tucked away near the Arctic. Then again, you guys invented Black Metal and you're pretty based on this board.

What's Norway like to live in? Do you like it there? Maybe a stupid thread, but Norwegians are active on here, but you don't seem as much a target of globohomo, we don't hear much about you guys. Are your traditions alive, are your people patriotic?

Just curious. From what I see, your country seems quite ideal compared to Bongland.

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You are not shadowbanned. You are just uninteresting mate. Bereft of charmisa.

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On Fridays, they have taco parties. They get shitfaced and eat tacos. Really fucking weird.

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Yeah, well, you're a cunt.

You're also not Norwegian.

Oh look, an American talking about tacos with 12 year old humour. How quaint.

>compared to Bongland.
You know where door is, cunt.

I'm on my way, I just need some more of our worthless currency.

following the Anglo-soviet victory in the second world war, Norway's culture and identity was destroyed and replaced with American individualistic consumerism. it is like living in any other hedonistic western country.

if you want to see what modern Norway is really about look at our disgusting's architectural makeover inspired by communists and Americans

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>Oh look, an American talking about tacos with 12 year old humour.
I gave you a provable fact, faggot

It's aight.

Just leave us alone, please

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First of, Norway proved the concept, and made the first artificial fertilizer in the world. This is among the most important discoveries and invention of mankind.

Norway is cold, Norwegians are Altruistic, and friends are rare but honest (and I would not want it any other way).
If you get a job, any job 100% (37.5h pr week, 5 weeks paid vacation), then you will never freeze or be hungry, and have enough to buy luxury goods and go on yearly vacations. The majority of Norwegian females still wants proper relationships.
School is free (or cheap), and healthcare is given to all (not including teeth). Norwegians are seen as naïve, because we give everyone a chance at being a good person. So most neighbors have good relationships (or we hate you).
Nature is available to all (free to roam), and you will start going for random walks if you live here long enough. You will think a Norwegian is cheap until you get to know them, we don't spend to spend, but we give plenty of gifts to those we care about.
We don't talk much about religion, plenty dont have a religion, but almost everyone respect other peoples religion.
Most people are conformed, but that is a result of smaller media and less stores.
Dry humor, but its so on point at times that you will change and adapt to our style of humor in a short period of time.
Educated public, and access to money gives us plenty of high quality individuals in most fields. Athletics and music is exeptional compared to size, but this is also seen in engineering and academics.
Cheap daycare, so you will not have to make huge life altering sacrifices if you have kids.
We have the highest quality average consumer quality of; Water, coffee, chocolate, ice-cream, and milk. This is not a joke. You might not taste the difference in the beginning, but eventually you will catch on. ppptgg

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This
Imagine worshipping another man's country you sorry sack of aids

Gormless too. You'll lower the average IQ wherever you go, best stay here and pretend you have a functioning brain rather than be ousted for the drooling, knuckle dragging paki that you undoubtably are.

Post WW2 we have been flooded by sandniggers like everyone else. We have one of the oldest weapon cultures in the world. If you live in the southern part of the country you can fish, farm or hunt. if you live in the north you can fish hunt or get drunk. We have had gunpowder since 1135 (when some priest according to sagas detonated it during a feast with the king). But mainland europe have since 1890 (arguably 1814) steadily eroded our right to bear arms. morally, norway is in the shitter as the socialists have been removing all traces of christianity and replaced it with islam and globohomo. I like norway and norwegians but i hate eastern norwegians for voting for socialism while going harry, giving us westerners the bills (and we already pay for everyone else with oil). Road standards are good in the east and in the north, but in the west youd be better off in some eastern european shithole

FPBP

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How is it to live here?
That is highly subjective but, highly expensive yet we have strong unions so you will always earn enough to get by and more if you do overtime.
I’d say its pretty booring even in the cities if your used to London (as it was 10yrs ago)
The woke shit is.. 2-3 years behind the rest of the world and not as or going to be as intrusive as it is in.. the UK.
Just a FYI, the USSR was in Finmark during WW2 and had a clear path to tale over Norway, and for sealed reasons (until 2025) no one knows why they just tirned back with no demands
After WW2 Norway was instrumental in creating NATO, operation Gladio/stay behind and our army was the ones who trained what today is known as Mossad, this in Norway.
So if your a dissident of sorts, tread ligthly

This. Was probably made by a paki cunt who got bullied today for being brown.

i would answer but i never leave my house so idk

I like fishing and camping, and Norway has like great fishing and camping. If I go there, am I going to be able to comunicate with locals in english?

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Yes they all speak English

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