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Why aren't you sitting down?
Adam Perez
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Owen White
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Kayden Nelson
I do sit down most the time to piss. I don’t care.
Sebastian Russell
It's healthier to pee whilst doing cartwheels.
Lincoln Miller
Good to know. My toilets in my rental have the wrong size seats on them so the lid keeps drooping on you while you pee, so you have to pee sitting down. The owners won’t fix them either. It takes me longer to pee sitting down tho and I feel like a woman. And like I could be the woman.
Blake Ross
The old "Dutch sprinkler"
Levi Gray
But why?
Blake Martin
Lol sitzpinklers
Nathan Ward
Standing vs sitting, what about laying down?
Sebastian Richardson
ritual and symbolic sissyfication
Eli Watson
I usually sit down to pee after sex and in the morning after I wake up because the stream usually splits and I don't want to clean up a mess. Outside I don't give a fuck though.
Andrew Peterson
Put Terri-Ann Williams in the ground.
Jonathan Miller
I sit down at home and at friends houses I do not want to accidently get pee on their floor. Its called consideration. I do it because my stream is not always 100% straight. Sitting down prevents any type of mess. When I am out in public restroom, I do not give a fuck and will let my piss fly wherever God wills it to. Its that simple.
Luke Lewis
what about sinks?
Tyler Thomas
It's some social experiment with an appeal to "science". The globohomo doesn't operate on science. They operate on propaganda and psychology. The funny propaganda of the past that ignored psychology is not really working well. This can target different groups on psychology alone, and for them it's an emotional issue, so you can't either ignore them or kill them, but their mind would be unchanged. That thing is probably aimed at women to bother their men to pee sitting down.
Jayden Miller
>dubs
i always sit down i like how the water feels as my penis head submerges and I feel safer
Brandon Wilson
If you have home field advantage, sure, why not? Out at a restaurant or stopping at a gas station? Fuck no.
Benjamin Jenkins
I squat like humans are meant to do
Parker Perez
I have more dribble when I stand up than I do If I piss standing.
Oliver Turner
Kek. Wouldn’t your asshole also be submerged?
Levi Morris
If you apply pressure to the underside of your scrote after pissing it will push out the last few drops. But nah lets just teach boys to piss like bitches.
Austin Brown
The notion that we should completely avoid any pathogens is dangerous
We acquire immunity by exposing ourselves to a small number of infectious agents all the time.
Your kids will not only grow emasculated, they will also have weaker immune system
This also goes for all imbeciles who masked their children
Levi Green
>submerges
Why is your toilet filled with water?
Jaxon Jenkins
At home, it's crazy not to. Who wants disoriented midnight piss puddles all over their toilet surroundings? Much cleaner, unless you have a urinal at your house.
Away from home or even at guest houses though, no way.