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8 out of 11 foreigner candidates and two final front runners both english
seether been done in absolutely fuming

sad cunt has no life outside of this dead general

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It’s a lot for pakis mate, that’s enough to buy a whole herd of cows and a little boy back home

>captain crasherooni snooze fest.

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>massive cock
>tiny balls
Hmm
Hmm
Oh
Wow

suck me dry
suck, suck me dry
sucking me dry
suck, suck me dry

How many of you are actually virgins?

Tory members will never vote for a shitskin

suck and suck!

You aren't funny

based meat and two veg critic

I wish I was still a Virgin

Namedfags once again proving that they ruin everything.
Neck yourself your retarded faggot.
Tool is lame

Looool

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Who’s going to win it? Will they cut taxes? That’s all I really care about

I didn't look I just guessed, I'm not gay.

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Fucking hell, how out of touch are you?

>looking

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Why are right wing politicians such moral degenerates?

>Police were called after the home of Tobias Ellwood was vandalised after the Conservative MP was alleged to have run over and killed a cat then drove off without stopping.

At least someone fucked up his house. Tired of these cunts getting away with everything.
What sort of nigger drives off after running over a cat?

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ELLA WHELAN'S BIG FRECKLY BOOBIES

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God I want him to throw me over the kitchen counter and tell me I'm a whore. In a hetero way.

If I were PM I would
>demolish all council estate buildings
>reduce immigration to 0
>only allow nice looking buildings
>fat tax
>ban chav and roadmen culture

n-no, neither am I

>killed a cat
Should send him to the tower

They aren't true right wing politicians

The Tory MPs hate their own memberships views...

I would, bird murdering shits.

>Any Forums threads aren't chat rooms. Make a decent quality thread with some direct relevance to British politics, or go to /bant/. You can shitpost to your heart's content on /bant/ and no one will give a damn, but on Any Forums you have to talk about politics.Any Forums threads aren't chat rooms. Make a decent quality thread with some direct relevance to British politics, or go to /bant/. You can shitpost to your heart's content on /bant/ and no one will give a damn, but on Any Forums you have to talk about politics.Any Forums threads aren't chat rooms. Make a decent quality thread with some direct relevance to British politics, or go to /bant/. You can shitpost to your heart's content on /bant/ and no one will give a damn, but on Any Forums you have to talk about politics.
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Let alone a midgeskin

Then we're both straight. So there. (You near Arbroath?)

>ELLA WHELAN'
thats a man

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>Any Forums threads aren't chat rooms. Make a decent quality thread with some direct relevance to British politics, or go to /bant/. You can shitpost to your heart's content on /bant/ and no one will give a damn, but on Any Forums you have to talk about politics.Any Forums threads aren't chat rooms. Make a decent quality thread with some direct relevance to British politics, or go to /bant/. You can shitpost to your heart's content on /bant/ and no one will give a damn, but on Any Forums you have to talk about politics

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faggot

Yes. Yes they are.

cor
I'd deflower that blooming rose.

We all know it's you Josh stop fucking derail every thread

nigger

What's for tea, lad? And what are the political implications of your choice?

don't look at me like I am a monster. frown out your one face, but with the other. stare like a junkie, into the TV, stare like a zombie

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>Failure to conform to social norms and laws, and repeatedly breaking the law, whether getting caught or not
>Lying, using aliases, using other people for self-gain or profit
>Impulsivity, difficulty planning, poor executive functioning
>Frequent fights, displays of aggression, irritability
>Recklessness, no regard for safety of self or others
>Irresponsibility with regards to employment, finances
>Apathy, indifference to the feelings of others, able to rationalize behavior

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credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men. pull your head on out your hippy haze and give a listen. shouldn't have to say it all again

Liz Truss is actually autistic.

No. No they aren't

Will she win?

She's a fucking goer mate I guarantee it

She's got the brincel vote.

Sadly not, otherwise I'd be up for a strictly heterosexual meet up

I’d like her to win, she said she’d cut taxes and she hates Russia, win win

yeah she'll go nowhere and take us with her

She'd smash Rishi.

It'll be WEF Puppet v WEF Puppet in the final 2. So Penny and Rishi. Uncle Olaf won't allow a wildcard.

oh fuck off with this political wwe bullshit
it was decided years ago
rishi will be pm
I've been telling you this for months

cor fakkin ell

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added to the filter, you are a brainlet.

>waaaaa waaaaa give me attention

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Ok I'm interested

Why are right wing politicians such moral degenerates?
>"......he looked inside the car and saw "a white male wearing a white long-sleeve top which was tight to the body, a black leather PVC mini-skirt, tights, dark shoes with a high heel and a pearl necklace"."

Getting caught driving around dressed in a leather miniskirt used to be Liberal Democrat thing.
Fucking faggots

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>so glad we have an open borders, shitlib, pro-abortion, anti-freespeech, White trannylover Prime Minister

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>I have made the rich richer and reduced Britain to a chunk of radioactive slag, that, among other progressive forward thinking policies enacted by my government is *exactly* why you should vote for the conservative party in the upcoming general election
*stands autistically*
*attempts to smile*

In what way is he right wing?

Coiner bros...
youtube.com/watch?v=AwDbx-nuQ5o

youtu.be/5QQcALR752c?t=640

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>Pudgy and pale.

Makes my cock stiff every time.

ew

at least post rolly potato joshy

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>pearl necklace
Oo er fnarr fnarr awooga.

They really are. You're just warped and most likely live in a bubble.

Wasn't the auto-erotic asphyxiation guy in the 90s a Tory? Seems like they've been that way for a while.

1/2

This place is ffucked, it's fffucked you cunts are ffff-ghmm. Y'know all the shit you fuckin accused me of *crunch* right *chewing*, detracting from fuckin conversation *chewing* fuckin, I dunno fuckin, derailing threads an tha shite, fuckoff. It's not fuckin true is it *crunch* [inaudible].

*agitated chewing* I went though some fuckin shitty times, *sniffs and chews*, I used this place as a crutch esnzup-VOO YOU FUCKIN NONCES THEN *sniffs*.
You could have a laugh with somebody or you could have a fuckin genuine arguement with somebody an you'll have some FUCKIN PRICK *angry exhale and inhale* try to take it somehwere like that, *sighs and crunches*.

Aye you fuckin whinge at me, that I don't fuckin have conversation here every single fuckin time *large sniff*. I've tried to have a conversation about fuckin *clink of plate* actual shit, fuckin constitutional-law shit *sniffs and grunts* or some someones askin a question about the military, or *Eddie thinking* or even just a general conversation fuckin religion, or fuckin that reatard who's fuckin larp about fuckin owning guns, he couldn't even get his own fuckin paperwork right until I fuckin corrected him "Ay he's a fuckin expert on this this right?!" Despite already admitting fuckin lying about it! But y'know what?!.. You're sitting there having a conversation with FUCKIN somebody *music playing in background* oh your fuckin, your legal examples wrong it doesn't err it doesn't, doesn't fuckin err, it's not even fuckin relevant to what you're tryna say *sniffs*. Oh well fuckin look af-YOUR-FUCKIN-KID FUCKOFF YOU FUCkOIDER..[sic] YOU'VE FUCKALL, YOU'RE ABSOLUTE FUCKALL YOU FUCKING CUNTS, YOU'VE NO FUCKING IDEA I HOW MUCH I DO! *exasperated breathing*.

2/2

You have no fucking idea how close I am to her *sniffs and lip-smack* how much I fuckin see her ohlyohly-every fuckin day "Eddie ya fuckin prick", "FUCKOFF-UH FUCKIN NONCE", you FUCKIN retards can't FUCKIN differentiate; like the amount of times I see fuckin idiot *heavy breathing*.
You'll pull up the fuckin archives with some stupid fuckin things i've never spoke about in my fuckin life, oh somebody was sayin oh I like this fuckin Tory MP or some shit *sniffs*; "fuckoff Eddie", "err fuck of ya nonce", "err I bet your kid's gettin fuckin raped by a bla.." *burst of anger*.
The FUCK, not even f-ah, not even-ruh *sighs* because you retards, fuckin autism, fuckin, transfers well beyond fuckin face blindness doesn't it ya little PRICKS *sighs*.

Nah i'm fuckin done, this is my fuckin just post, fuckin DONE me you cunts. Cunts I thought were better than this aswell *music plays in background*.
That fuckin cunt Rabbit *sniffs* justhinkaweebitmoora [sic], but nah soon as err he's a little fuckin *deep sniff, sigh, and pause* polularity whore isn't he, he used to be alright when the fuckin majority of the board was alright, or the general. As soon as all you fffuckin retards and you FUCKIN nonces took over, aye he's gonna fuckin play the fuckin tune isn't he, he's gonna play the tune, an aye.

I cannae afford a fuckin bus right now but i'll be, *thigh slapping* we'll save that one, we'll fuckin save that one. But one day, one fffuckin day; nah, FUCK YOU CUNTS, FUCKIN. NONCE. CUNTS. GO FUCK YOURSELVES, HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING DIE, every single FUCKIN last one of ya....*sighs*.

~Eddie

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>noooooo you can't just not believe in political theater
>its real just like wrestling and eastenders!
get a grip

transhumanism is already fully realised, that guy is more zog bot than human

Lmao did Rishi fucking flop in less than a week already? Hes not even top 2, guess even these woke niggers dont want a paki PM.

who are you to wave your finger? you must've been out your head. eyeballs deep in muddy waters. you practically raised the dead

Stop making good posts and shitpost more.

Do you happen to be left wing by any chance?

>Lmao did Rishi fucking flop in less than a week already?
no he's the highest polling candidate for PM amongst conservatives and none conservatives

That's it lad.

>who are you to wave your finger? you must've been out your head. eyeballs deep in muddy waters. you practically raised the dead
lay off The Pot mate

I would describe myself as slightly to the right of Hitler.

>he couldn't pull the trigger
>he couldn't maintain a wife
>he couldn't raise his child
>he couldn't safely drive an hgv
>he couldn't man up and meet for a fight
>he couldn’t take a decent photo to save his life
>he couldn't keep his home from burning down
>he couldn't stay in his ex wife's dad's garage
>he couldn't handle a sniff of nutmeg
>he couldn't ask his neighbour to turn the music down
>he couldn't stand up to cummy josh
>he couldn't stay off the booze
>he couldn't cut his own hair
>he couldn't keep his cool under pressure
>he couldn't fold a piece of paper
>he couldn't complete a OU course
>he couldn't avert a major trouser incident
>he couldn't manually pleasure a 6/10 boots cashier
>he couldn't convince himself to buy Bitcoin
>he couldn't prevent himself getting banned from uniformed service
>he couldn't repay rabbit the money he borrowed
>he couldn't foresee the invasion of Ukraine
>he couldn't finish Hitchens's book about God
>he couldn't inhibit himself livestreaming himself grooming kids on omegle
>he couldn't obviate himself recording a vocaroo of himself seething
>he couldn't afford the bus fare
>he couldn't stop himself battering his gf
>he thinks you envy him
youtube.com/watch?v=eL4EPll7aOU

Based, Hitler didn’t go far enough he was too soft