BMW starts selling heated seat subscriptions for $18 a month
Meanwhile, my 14 year old Opel Astra will heat my ass for free.
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Connor Brown
Just means more white rich privilege.
I can warm my ass better for pennies a day.
Charles Roberts
How much is the leak-free monthly subscription? Or is that not available yet?
Austin Young
Jamal sounds like a nice man
Dylan Hughes
I'm not reading about this garbage. What is the justification for charging customers to use features of a car?
Carson King
The justification is us learning to own nothing and be happy. Also probably something gay about cLiMaTe cHaNgE
Evan Parker
Because they can
Jace Young
Soon we will need jailbreak for cars
Parker Moore
>Meanwhile, my 14 year old Opel Astra will heat my ass for free.
My 25 year old BMW does this too you know. Stop being a consoomer.
Caleb Perry
Needs yearly software updates to warm your hands better.
>changeling
>turned heat up to 11
>may void warranty if used as intended.
Logan Sanchez
Wait they are going to charge for you to use the ON button for the fucking seat warmer?
Easton Young
>blame anything but capitalism
Hunter Lewis
dont worry when i jimmy the lock and take it for a spin i will rig the seats to always work when a switch is used. a fancy metal one fro amazon that mounts through a big hole you drill and then return it
Jonathan Long
>memeflag
Putting everything on a subscription model is known as (((stakeholder capitalism))) and is a massive scam and major plank of the Great Reset, now go kys.
Bentley Price
How much to use the normal heater so you don't freeze to death in the winter?
Christian Parker
>rich fags can’t in2 simple electrical system bypass
Connor Evans
who the fuck wants to buy a beamer that has the retarded front grille anyway? older non-tard front beamers don't have the faggoty you will own nothing model rent-a-feature, and in a few years when germany can spare the energy to melt metal and make things again, they will be past this stupidity.
Jace Robinson
Welcome to automobiles as a service
Nolan Miller
Welcome to the new norm
Jacob Gutierrez
THIS
Easton Taylor
So is the car sold as standard with all these festures and then you have to pay a subscriptio to activate them, or, do you order them, pay extra for them amd then the jews at BMW charge a subscription fee in top of it??
Leo Price
Imagine being driven around in anything apart from Rolls Royce. Sad.
William Jackson
>and in a few years when germany can spare the energy to melt metal and make things again, they will be past this stupidity.
lol, they didn’t think of this when they started virtue signalling did they.
Alexander Nelson
>BMW starts selling heated seat subscriptions for $18 a month
completely jewed brand
David Clark
>BMW
for middle-age asian women and arabs
Liam Wright
I wouldn't doubt it if they put in some logic gate interlocks.
>oh you have power on the seat circuit and no subscription?
>your car shuts off now and alerts the nearest dealership
>oh you bypassed the seat circuit sensor?
>your vehicle won't start and alerts the nearest dealership
I could also see it that they use like 7 volts for the heating circuit controlled off the chassis ECM. So if you apply normal 12v system voltage of 14.5v it causes the coils to fail fast.
>t. diesel mechanic that has had to work on EuroTrash Sandvick and Atlas Copco
Robert Ramirez
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At least post a pic faggot