Hi Any Forums

Hi Any Forums,
It's your future Prime Minister here, Rishi Sunak.
I want to restore trust, rebuild the economy and reunite the country, so feel free to ask any questions in under post!

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is there a future for the tory party that doesn't involve a schism/civil war with this leadership election. all the neolibs want sunak or javid (or some other hecking wholesome bame) to win, all the nationalists want mordaunt to win. if anyone wins someone is gonna be seething really hard.

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Paki boy paki boy paki boy. Pakis stink towel heads smell.

When did the WEF first groom you?

How to score bastard bitches?

I refuse to allow at 5.7 manlet to lead this country

Thanks for your question! I am actually one of the WEF's young global leaders! It's a great initiative which I have been a part of for almost 10 years now.

If you plan on visiting the UK, you'd better not call me that as it goes against one of our many important laws around online and digital harassment. As Prime Minister, I will hold big tech to account and make sure any data related to users spreading bigotry and hatred will be passed onto the relevant police task forces.

Sunak hates pakis. They are so working class.

He is losing support today. Momentum is now behind mommy.

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Poo poo? No poo poo!

this pajeeto is adorable, we have to admit

I'm with the PPP the Priti Patel party

But can he poo in the loo?

Hi Rishi, what does Priti smell like? I've always fancied her but am curious about her scent.

This. Penny "Klaus Schwab but as a MILF" Mordaunt will be the next PM.

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He shits on a silver tray and gets his servant to carry it to the street.

Isnt truss a better choice the penny?
\ mean, i bet she fucks like a tiger

Imagine her fat ass sucking you off. Rule Britannia.

Excrements in the lavatory
Prime Minister status: REGAINED

You have to go back.

Kek.

He'll be a US citizen in a couple of years.