About to hang out with a young Catholic female. What am I in for?
About to hang out with a young Catholic female. What am I in for?
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Degeneracy. Catholics are like the worst Christians around. Especially the women.
Well at least I got something
Lots of frauds out there. If you don't feel like you're in the presence of a strict and sadistic schoolmarm who carries herself with an air of nobility, you're not talking to a real Catholic.
rape her shitter
Friendship
because we treat them like they are 2nd class citizens
STDs, no joke. Use a rubber
Analsex and blowjobs
Tell her you love her, will marry her and ask her to bear your child so your local priest can stick his holy candle up your boys butt.
You should hang yourself instead.
Sorry man, just the truth growing up catholic and fucking bitches at 9 years old at a private catholic school.
If she asks you to wear a condom tell her it's against the churches teachings and proceed to rawdog her. On the second date. Have some class.
the sucking of a lifetime
Typically a very large family, lots of siblings. My gf’s family was pretty based, but be careful-God gave catholic girls the gift of fertility. Bust a nut in her mouth and she’ll get pregnant.
Had a cute Slavic catholic girl but she turned SJW normie. I looked at her Facebook once and she changed her profile pic to rainbow to honor the Pulse Nightclub shooting. She now has kids with 4 different men.
I dunno bro try it, can’t hit a home run without swinging the bat.
Mormon girls are far far worse before marriage...unless you don't count them as being a part of the Christian tribe.
loose hole. She got ravaged by BPC - big priest cock.
Be nice and have a baby with her be a good father
I don't know enough about Mormons, nor am I religious religious enough to judge another religion. No bullshit, never met a Mormon before. Got any good stories?
Also insist blowjobs and anal isn’t sex
Worked for me in HS
Everybody loves a loophole. That’s why there are Eruv lines and scapegoats
anal
Obligatory zappa post
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