>Be 18-year-old visiting the beach on a summer day
>Get drafted to fight against Russia
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Zelensky drafting Zoomers at the bars, beaches and malls
Blake Lewis
Colton Rivera
Wouldn't have happened if he was inside watching anime
Jace Morales
The Volksstrum will crush the vatniks. Putler won't know what hit him. Gay orgy in Red Square this time next year. Slava Ukraina!
Elijah Peterson
>All chads and normies die on the front lines
>Shut-in NEETs become the only surviving men of Novorossia
>Every surviving man has to have 4 qt Ukrainian brides by law to repopulate the nation
He did it, lads. Zelenskyy made government-sponsored gfs for incels real.
Jayden Jones
>war going on in your country
>"LET'S HIT THE BEACH, BROS! CATCH SOME GNARLY WAVES!"
Kevin Gutierrez
I’m Ukrainian but my passport expired years ago and I’m a Canadian citizen now. I can’t join the foreign legion because I have no combat experience. I don’t get it, so they’ll happily pull some dumb kid out of a bar and hand him a rifle, but I’m not good enough? I actually want to go and fight there since I’m going to die in a much worse way if I stay here, but I can’t! Fuck.
Hudson Turner
Just go, bro, get a one way ticket to Poland. They’ll train you up dw.
Joshua Reed
The Poles have all the Ukrainian qts now.
Camden Campbell
I thought they handed out machine guns. Shoot them.
Levi Parker
>Every surviving man has to have 4 qt Ukrainian brides by law to repopulate the nation
The women all ran to the west or are doing JAV in Nippon.
Caleb Watson
You baltniggers are next. ARE YOU GOING TO FIGHT FOR GLOBOHOMO?
Leo Green
This is how winning looks like chud
Henry Rodriguez
Suck my cock, memeflag faggot!
I'll kick a russian granny down the stairs for you!
Ethan Thomas
There’s no training at this time, that’s why they want experienced military men. At the start of the war they took too many retards with actual cancer who spent their lives at a desk. It turned out as you’d expect. They were too high maintenance and ineffective.
Anyway, I still have a grandmother living in Poltava, so if my life doesn’t turn around by late August I’ll probably just buy that ticket. I’m sure if the war drags on, eventually they’ll get desperate enough to take me. I heard there was people on waiting lists with no experience, but the foreign legion site says experience is mandatory. That implies that once things get bad enough they’ll resort to hiring randos again.
Michael Russell
But Russian army is dying by hundreds, they could have joined and waited until Putin surrenders to be claimed as war heroes.
Josiah Brooks
What part of "Zelenski jew and his handlers are destroying whites in russian/ukraine" do you not get?
This is the ultimate goal of this war, just like it was in ww2 and ww1.
Liam Moore
Please do so Russia has even more reason to protect the Ethnic Russian population in Gonestonia.
Aiden Howard
2 more weeks til massive 10,000-man long anal train in Red Square, screencap this
Luis Reyes
If Ukraine wanted to win this war, they should draft all men and women aged 14 to 30, hand them grenades and AKs and then stormtake the East.
Grayson Stewart
the NEET will inherit the earth
Daniel Roberts
200,000 hohols have been neutralized thus far
yes, you heard that right
Levi Sanchez
Real talk, how much of the Ukrainian Army is left? I'm talking about the real soldier types, not the shitty old men and kids they're calling up out of desperation. How many ACTUAL soldiers does Ukraine have left? Do we know?
Aaron Peterson
>throw me in the jewish meat grinder I'm begging you!
White people are so fucking stupid
Xavier Adams
I find it bazaar that the nation is at war yet half of it seems to be carrying on as if nothing is happening its a case of the fire in the distance and doing nothing till that flames are on your doorstep
Noah Nelson
in terms of real experienced soldiers, very few. according to their own sourxes they lost 50% of their combat vehicles (1 month ago, ukro general), foreign legion took 60% casualties (2 months ago in wapo), and take 1000 casualties a day. in terms of volkssturm, they have infinite supplies
Ayden Bennett
The word is “bizarre”. Bazaars are what you have in your home country, Mohammed, and you have to go back until you learn to speak English.
Benjamin Perry
I think they've drunk the Anglo-American koolaid. They think Russia's earlier fuckups and all the stuff the West is sending them mean that everything is well in hand. Which, maybe it is for now, but I'm not sure how long that lasts.
Jack Morris
Don’t care about that. If I fight and survive, I’m a warrior. If I die, it’ll be better than drinking myself to death in Canada while working a dead end job to make money for my masters. The worst outcome would be to become crippled though. Hopefully it’ll be in a way that doesn’t make it impossible to commit suicide some later, but knowing Ukraine, I doubt someone would try to drag me to a hospital and save me before I bleed to death if my legs blown off or something.
Brandon Anderson
I believe that number and hohols who continue fighting for some kike faggot and a fake nation today all deserve death
Jayden Watson
The cope is strong in this one.
Jacob Foster
As opposed to a slow and painful existence in globohomo bug-eating all-renting dystopia? I have more claim to want to be there than some of the retards that already went.
Nathan Stewart
They should hand out conscription papers at some Ukrainian synagogues.
Isaiah Carter
You’re a dumb nigger glamorising war like that. There is 0% chance Ukraine is going to win this thing, so best case scenario is you ending up bleeding out in a ditch somewhere, and worst case scenario is you spending the rest of your life in a Siberian gulag for being a mercenary combatant.
Nathaniel Garcia
But the russians lost.. why are they still taking anything that breathes?
Chase Watson
He just cant resist the call of his jewish overlord
Connor Johnson
I would rather hold up signs in a duck suit
Kevin Green
Justin Russell
Grayson Ortiz
Draft everyone from newborns to those on their deathbed. Send them all to the front. If there aren't enough weapons let them fight the vatnik with their fists. The vatniks will not be able to defeat this tsunami of liberal freedom and LGBT+ beliefs.
Aaron Bailey
>'Oh look, a jewish meat-grinder, I'm a white person; that means I should go and run straight into it, to help the jews, and also to Save My Dongle.
Wyatt Cox
I recently started playing HOI4 and think about everything in terms of that games mechanics, so this feels like Ukraine just spent the 150 political power to get “scraping the barrel” enlistment law. It’s over…
Cameron Walker
> Muh IRL is just like muh vibeo gamesss!!
Connor Watson
Based vidyabrain.
Ryder Lopez
its normal human behaviour. happened in paris ww2. is happening today all around the world. people ignore things wishing for the best. then it happens fast and they get fucked.
not us though bro
Jack King
But I thought Ukraine was winning???
Charles Turner
You elected that kike, deal with it now ukraipigs.
Luke Gray
I’m not glamorizing it. My life is fucked and I have no future anymore. I really do not mind bleeding out in a ditch. At least it would look like I was “doing something”. Jews, globohomo wars, who gives a fuck?
Kevin Fisher
Is that killed in combat or does it include injured as well?
Jace Powell
Is this how they catch new recruits in Ukraine?
Daniel Rogers
I can't believe Putin did this bro, I'm literally crying.